Passed Away In a Happier Place Among the Angels Bought the Farm Cashed in his Chips Kicked the Bucket Deep Six'ed Doing the Lawn Limbo Time Sharing the Oblong Condo In the Horizontal Phone Booth Deceased Departed Hard as a Carp In the Marble Mailbox Booked into the Motel Deep 6 Taking a Spin in the Brass Handle Sedan Hanging 10 on the Satinlined Surfboard Booked on a Cruise in a Dirt Submarine Hoffa Halftime Pushing up Parking Lot Pumping Lid Snuffed Out Kicked Off Wearing the Wooden Waistcoat Playing in the Subterranian Sandbox Doing the Pinebox Lambada Trolling for Topsoil Trout Dead as a Doornail Gone out with the Tide Taken the Final Curtain Serving a Major in the Pine Penalty Box Standing in line at the Sod Sizzler Dancing the Hokey Croaky Riding the Satin Pony Flying the Marble Kite Demised Defunct Signing for the Lower Me Down Bouquet Pushing up Miss Daisy Parking the Broze Bus Shopping at the Mahogoney Mini Mall Run His Race Bitten the Dust Riding in a Soil Sidecar Renting the Grass Tuxedo Going to Sod Prom Crashing the 6 Handled Pool Party Staying at Club Mud Passing the Grey Puopon In a Taper Tanning Booth Doing the Worm Wave at Stiff Stadium On the Sod Subway Wearing the Toetag Turtleneck Eating Moss Muffins
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Posted: Aug 2012
About this poem:
I used to watch Carson all the time and I really miss him. This was one of his funnier bits he did that was based on the death of a man who worked at a thesaurus company.
LadyMorgana60, thanks for your comment. I was watching his best of yesterday. One of my favorites is the potato chip lady. Another good one he did was the politician hooked up to the lie detector.
Can see why you thought he was funny and miss him, there is that bit he says about his next wife/person he's going to find that hates him and buys a house for etc.
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Big thanks for sharing this with us Mcradloff.. good chuckle