Johnny Carson Terms for Death

Johnny Carson Terms for Death

Passed Away
In a Happier Place
Among the Angels
Bought the Farm
Cashed in his Chips
Kicked the Bucket
Deep Six'ed
Doing the Lawn Limbo
Time Sharing the Oblong Condo
In the Horizontal Phone Booth
Deceased
Departed
Hard as a Carp
In the Marble Mailbox
Booked into the Motel Deep 6
Taking a Spin in the Brass Handle Sedan
Hanging 10 on the Satinlined Surfboard
Booked on a Cruise in a Dirt Submarine
Hoffa Halftime
Pushing up Parking Lot
Pumping Lid
Snuffed Out
Kicked Off
Wearing the Wooden Waistcoat
Playing in the Subterranian Sandbox
Doing the Pinebox Lambada
Trolling for Topsoil Trout
Dead as a Doornail
Gone out with the Tide
Taken the Final Curtain
Serving a Major in the Pine Penalty Box
Standing in line at the Sod Sizzler
Dancing the Hokey Croaky
Riding the Satin Pony
Flying the Marble Kite
Demised
Defunct
Signing for the Lower Me Down Bouquet
Pushing up Miss Daisy
Parking the Broze Bus
Shopping at the Mahogoney Mini Mall
Run His Race
Bitten the Dust
Riding in a Soil Sidecar
Renting the Grass Tuxedo
Going to Sod Prom
Crashing the 6 Handled Pool Party
Staying at Club Mud
Passing the Grey Puopon
In a Taper Tanning Booth
Doing the Worm Wave at Stiff Stadium
On the Sod Subway
Wearing the Toetag Turtleneck
Eating Moss Muffins
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Posted: Aug 2012
About this poem:
I used to watch Carson all the time and I really miss him. This was one of his funnier bits he did that was based on the death of a man who worked at a thesaurus company.

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Comments (5)

madtat29
Haha..now I gotta google this..right on bro drinking
LadyMorgana60
I had no idea he was into writing? and I used to enjoy his humour too laugh
Big thanks for sharing this with us Mcradloff.. good chuckle rolling on the floor laughing wine
mcradloff
madtat29, thanks for commenting on my poem. I'm glad you enjoyed it.cheers
mcradloff
LadyMorgana60, thanks for your comment. I was watching his best of yesterday. One of my favorites is the potato chip lady. Another good one he did was the politician hooked up to the lie detector.rolling on the floor laughing dancing
Ladybee42
laugh thumbs up Can see why you thought he was funny and miss him, there is that bit he says about his next wife/person he's going to find that hates him and buys a house for etc. laugh

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