Sarcasm for worlds problems

by Spartacus2012Biloxi, Mississippi, USA

Mar 2013 797 Views 20 comments

Sarcasm for world's problems..

Author: Spartacus2012

Solving world problems can be hard..
It needs some thought...

I have 100.00 to my name..
I need a number to validate my being..
Perhaps I am nostalgic before I was born..

I wish to blog but I can't type anything..
I graduated from a top ten university
but i still have problems getting a girlfriend..

My watch has no touch screen..
Using a key to open my door
is just too time consuming...

My friends owe my money..
but collecting is such a hassle..
my social network is just too social..

I drink wine sometimes..
I would call a cab
but I would actually have to talk to someone..

Shopping for a shirt to fit properly
would mean I'd have to leave my house..lol

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Posted: Mar 2013

About this poem:

The god of wine perhaps...Just a bit of dark humor...

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Comments (20)

Poetnumber1St James, Port of Spain Trinidad and TobagoMar 10, 2013

Are you drunk again

That makes the both of us my friend

Spartacus2012OPBiloxi, Mississippi USAMar 10, 2013

Perhaps my good friend,I think Dionysus paid me a visit today.lol Ken

Spartacus2012OPBiloxi, Mississippi USAMar 10, 2013

Yeah true...Just a bit of dark humor today...Nothing meant to be too serious...Ken

LadyMorgana60Norwich, Norfolk, England UKMar 10, 2013

Lol..

here's a refill Ken

Nice take on dark humour..nearly chuckled..but then that was to much hassle..

Spartacus2012OPBiloxi, Mississippi USAMar 10, 2013

Just having a bit of fun...Nothing serious of course...Thanks for reading...Ken

Spartacus2012OPBiloxi, Mississippi USAMar 10, 2013

Te quiero mucho Jocelyn...You are my love..Ken

Just kidding about the girlfriend part..lol

shadow1950taunton, Somerset, England UKMar 10, 2013

Oh Ken you flirt lol and a tease. Creased up with laughter dear amigo both from your wonderful funny lines and the banter between you, Joy and M.M you should write some more whilst you are inebriated lol

Spartacus2012OPBiloxi, Mississippi USAMar 10, 2013

Thank you Shadow...Glad you enjoyed the bit of fun today...thanks for being a friend too...Ken

SundaySilenceLittle Gasparilla, Florida USAMar 11, 2013

So be it the God of wine speaks. Makes writing more fun.

Spartacus2012OPBiloxi, Mississippi USAMar 11, 2013

Thanks Sunday..Sometimes that's true..lol..Ken

mcradloffPlatteville, Wisconsin USAMar 11, 2013

I worked with a guy named Gary back in 1988. I worked at Hardees and he started working there around 1990. I dogged him for about two months for my dollar back and to shut me up, he paid. I don't have enough faith in my fellow man to leave my door unlocked. I like the movie Bowling for Columbine. In it a Canadian says that in America you think you are locking other people out. We think that if you lock your door you are locking yourself in.

Spartacus2012OPBiloxi, Mississippi USAMar 11, 2013

Thanks Mcradloff, I appreciate what you're saying and thanks for reading this one...Ken

NowIsAllUhaveWindsor, Colorado USAMar 11, 2013

I thouroughly enjoyed that one! Great write! Made me think of how many there really are! All these dumb tv shows people live their lives in & gossip about! If they miss an episode they could die! I drink my coffee in the morning to wake up, but then after I'm done I want to go back to sleep. So much to say, but when no one listens, its not worth it to speak, everyone already knows EVERYTHING, remember? lol. Thanks for the great write, got the wheels turnin'!

Spartacus2012OPBiloxi, Mississippi USAMar 11, 2013

Thanks Nowisalluhave for reading...Thanks for being a poet friend...Ken

madtat29Farmington, New Mexico USAMar 12, 2013

I have Bacchus /Dionysus tatted on me...cool write Spartacus...See ya at the pub!

Spartacus2012OPBiloxi, Mississippi USAMar 12, 2013

Thanks madtat, first round is on me..lol Thanks for reading friend..Ken

cafetwo2010Harford county, Maryland USAMar 12, 2013

I like stone cold love this. 'I'd call a cab but I'd actually
have to talk to somebody.' Are you serious? Lol. I'll be
messed up all day thinking about that line.