Im That Type of Neighbor

by mcradloffPlatteville, Wisconsin, USA

Mar 2013 555 Views 2 comments

I'm That Type of Neighbor

I'm that type of neighbor who likes to walk like an elephant
When I put my foot down it rattles all your china
I'm the type of neighbor who loves to sing in the shower
I especially like that song by Snap I Got the Power!
I'm the type of neighbor who falls asleep with tv on way too loud
I'm that type of neighbor who loves to hang out with a crowd
Cause I'm that type of neighbor
Oh Wee Oh Oh Oh
Oh Wee Oh Oh Oh
Cause I'm that type of neighbor
Oh Wee Oh Oh Oh
I'm that type of neighbor that owns lots of cats
I never clean up after them and thats a fact
I'm the type of neighbor who has two brats
They never stop crying and making noise
I hope it doesn't hurt your feelings
Cause right now they're the ones running across your cealing
Cause I'm that type of neighbor
Oh Wee Oh Oh Oh
Oh Wee Oh Oh Oh
Cause I'm that type of neighbor
Oh We Oh Oh Oh
I'm that type of neighbor who deals drugs to the kids
I'm that type of neighbor who stays up all night
My homies will cat call your girlfriend and give her a fright
I'm the type of neighbor who will never talk to you
Don't even try to say hello or try to hang out cause I hate you
Cause I'm that type of neighbor
Oh Wee Oh Oh Oh
Oh Wee Oh Oh Oh
Cause I'm that type of neighbor
Oh Wee Oh Oh Oh
Oh Wee Oh Oh Oh
Cause I'm that type of neighbor

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Posted: Mar 2013

About this poem:

Ths is a parody of LL Cool J's I'm That Type of Guy. This is a compilation of bad neighbors I have had and have now living in apartments. I'm still trying to figure out why my black neighbor keeps asking for a knife. Any ideas?

Comments (2)

smmerwindSan Francisco, California USAMar 23, 2013

Oh no my dear Mc those cats. Eeuuuwww. There was a lady in the North Bay a while back sentenced in jail forhhaving so many cats and made a mess.
The black neighbor asking for a knife?

Please be careful

mcradloffOPPlatteville, Wisconsin USAMar 23, 2013

SundaySilence, thanks for your comment. I guess you are right. If you put up with this crap, you become a crumbed cookie, that's what I feel like, chips ahoy!