It was my ex on the line,
"How have you been?"
"I have been just fine..."
You remember your
best friend?",
"Yes...?",
"I was effing you and him,
Plus the guy that I'm now with.",
That's when the eff switch got flicked,
"Effing Aye ?!That was effing mean!",
"You are such an effing B!",
"You occupy my effing mind,
wasting all my effing time!",
"I just want to yell and curse and
call you so many effing words!",
"I hope you get what you effing deserve
and catch something that can't be cured!",
"Click"...."Eff her!"