Can I please have your attention! Thankyou If you didn't know it by now you have died I know some of you don't like that term How about passed on You are probably wondering where you are now You are not in heaven You are not in hell either You are in heck I know you are all disappointed You should be happy you are at least not in hell When you can bake cookies without an oven It is not a good thing, let me tell you It is about 85 degrees farenheit in here That's 29 degrees celcius for people living outside the United States You will all be required to work a job you dislike For most of you this will not be that big of a transition You will be required to live in apartments There just isn't room enough for the luxery of houses here You will be allowed to date But you will be stuck with someone you despise You will also be requred to spend time with their family Transportation will be by bus only There will be at least one kid screaming at all times And noone will be freshly showered Vacations are allowed But you must go to boring places like Kansas or Iowa Food is allowed But only healthy food None of that pizza, lobster, filet mignon they serve up in heaven Be happy you don't live in hell You don't even want to know what is for desert
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Posted: Jun 2013
About this poem:
Just playing with the idea of where we go when we pass on. I am going to heaven so I won't have to worry about a crappy place like heck.
Too funny, Mcradloff! What a clever piece. Truthfully, I thought you were comparing Heck to the present day World. Cause it sure sounds like life right now for most people. Great write, my friend.
kidmenotusa, Washington USAJun 9, 2013
you mind is very active and your imagination is out there along with alot of truth.
Jyonnah, thanks for your comment. There is a lot of my life in that poem, especially the job part. I only had one job I didn't really despise, and I paid to work there. I was on unemployment at the time, and by the time I paid for gas, boots, wool socks, and the dock on my unemployment checks, it cost me about 300 dollars to work there for the ski season. I did get free skiing, so I guess it wasn't all that bad. That was my favorite job though, if I don't count jury duty.
kidmenot, thanks for your comment. I imagine a lot of things when I think of the afterlife. I met a Jahovah Witness a few months ago and she said we just stay in the ground in a sleep like state till Jesus comes back. This religion was formed in the early 1900's. She seemed happy with her beliefs, so good for her I say. I believe you go to heaven right away.
cafetwo2010Harford county, Maryland USAJun 15, 2013
Interesting write bro. I've always wondered where the heck Heck was.lol. I think I can handle 85 degrees though. But I'll trade you jobs.
cafetwo2010, thanks for the comment. I wonder what you do that you would trade me jobs. Must be pretty bad, but I must admit I have worked worse jobs than the one I have now. I am not saying my job is good, but it is better than some I have had. It is definitely a heck job.
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heck Heck was.lol. I think I can handle 85 degrees
though. But I'll trade you jobs.