You know Dasher and Dancer And Prancer and Vixen Comet and Cupid And Donner and Blitzen But do you recall Another reindeer Rudolph the reindeer! Had a nose! And if you ever saw it You would say nothing! All of the other reindeer Used to accept Rudolph completely! They never let Rudolph Lift anything on his own! Then one foggy Christmas eve Santa came to say Rudolph you can't help! Christmas is ruined! Then how the other reindeer Had unfair unexplained expectations of Rudolph! And they cried! Rudolph the reindeer! You're the same as any other reindeer! (Rudolph) I don't know why, but I'm sorry!
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Posted: Dec 2013
About this poem:
This is a parody of Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer by Elephant Larry. This is my favorite new Christmas parody song. It is from a show I used to listen to back in the 80's, the Dr. Demento Show.
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