Rudolph the Regular-nosed Reindeer

You know Dasher and Dancer
And Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid
And Donner and Blitzen
But do you recall
Another reindeer
Rudolph the reindeer!
Had a nose!
And if you ever saw it
You would say nothing!
All of the other reindeer
Used to accept Rudolph completely!
They never let Rudolph
Lift anything on his own!
Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say
Rudolph you can't help!
Christmas is ruined!
Then how the other reindeer
Had unfair unexplained expectations of Rudolph!
And they cried!
Rudolph the reindeer!
You're the same as any other reindeer!
(Rudolph) I don't know why, but I'm sorry!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Posted: Dec 2013
About this poem:
This is a parody of Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer by Elephant Larry. This is my favorite new Christmas parody song. It is from a show I used to listen to back in the 80's, the Dr. Demento Show.

Poems entered on these pages are copyrighted by the authors who entered them. They cannot be reproduced without the author's written consent. © Copyright 2001-2024. All rights reserved.

Post Comment

Comments (7)

darkhorse555
got me smiling dear friend beautifully penned grin angel
darkhorse555
got me smiling dear friend beautifully penned grin angel
fjamesj9701
Whats to say McRadlaugh laugh
Poetnumber1
Nice one Mcr.grin
mcradloff
darkhorse555, thanks for the comment. Glad you liked it and I'm glad I found it.cheers reindeer
mcradloff
fjamesj9701, thanks for your comment, glad you found it funny.reindeer
mcradloff
Poetnumber1, thanks for your comment, glad you liked it.reindeer
Post Comment - Let others know what you think about this Poem
Report Abuse for this page, if inappropiate
We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here