public service announcement..."joke"

Great news for all of us that hate drinking our 8 glasses of water a day!

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!
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Posted: Feb 2014
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TAR_734
laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing cheering applause dancing grin yay head banger rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing
Good One!!!rolling on the floor laughing laugh
Sinclairdancing
rolling on the floor laughing laugh laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing grin peace
madtat29
Haha tar ..I'm a rocket surgeon ...professor
madtat29
Id distill the pee before drinking...should be fine..Bear Grylls style...loldrinking
TAR_734
laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing dancing grin rolling on the floor laughing applause laugh peace rolling on the floor laughing laugh
TAR_734
COOL!!!applause
Now I'm able to "Survive" too!laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing
peace
Mizzy4
Thanks Mad, I'm sticking with Guinness !
beer cheers irish
mimzy333
lol now this is a new one rolling on the floor laughing Guess ill be boiling my water for purafication.
niah9
very entertaining...enjoyed...Kathydoh
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