Golf

I have gotten birdies
That is one stroke under par
I got them on par 3 and par 4 holes
I have yet to get one on a par 5 hole
An eagle is two strokes under par
Don't have any of them yet
An albatross or a double eagle is three strokes under par
A condor is a hole in one on a par 5 hole
Condors are the rarest, though a horseshoe shaped hole can yield one
I have been out twice this year
I have two birdies so far
Both on the same hole
#5 at Lacoma in East Dubuque, Illinois
On the par 3 course
I paid $7.00 to golf 18 holes walking
This course doesn't allow any golf carts
Needless to say it is usually wide open
I had the whole course to myself that day
Though it was cold and windy
The other 36 holes were pretty busy
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Posted: May 2014
About this poem:
Love that frustrating game of golf, though I have to admit I love to drive the golf cart!

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Comments (2)

fjamesj9701
Im only in it for the golf carts and the two girls that drive around serving drinks. Nice piece Mr McRad…Jessehandshake
mcradloff
fjamesj9701, thanks for your comment. Been awhile since I've seen the pretty beverage girls on a golf course, they definitely make it more fun.daydream shimmy
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