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Maxillae the Skeleton
was looking for a date
Being rather fussy
she had to be the perfect Vertebra
Flat Rib Cage and absolutely no meat
No rounded bottom defining a padded seat
Maxillae the Skeleton
liked a bit of bone


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He did meet Ulna
A female Skeleton like himself
She was very humerus,with a tiny little mouth
As he kissed her on the Ossicle
She said that really tickles
On making love the Skeletons
got in a great big pickle
A noise that would even
wake up the dead open minded
While they Grinded and Grinded
Bone to Bone
Collapsing with a drone

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