Gonna tell you a story
all so true
about a scheming girl
named Betty Sue...

Kind of girl
make a fool of you
make a young man grow old
and an old man pay too...

Betty Sue stole my golden chain
took the keys to my Chevy car
took her kitty
and drove so far...

Hired a P.I. to search her trail
contacted the post office
to track her mail
then heard she was placed in jail
kissed the judge
and placed on bail..

Betty Sue moved to city Yazoo
just to make a fool of me and you
heard she married a rich cat with two kids
ripped him off and he flipped his lid!