I ,
Antonius,
Ruler of the 9 Realms,
And all in it,
Have a Royal Decree...,
Half awake, half asleep,
Tossing and turning in the night,
Reaching for one pillow and another,
Turning from one girl to the next,
I came upon the perfect form,
So firm at first that I,
Antonius,
Ruler of the 9 realms,
And all in it,
almost pushed such insolence away from me,
But just then, yielding,
she became soft,
smooth,
pleasant,
then perfect...,
My arms wrapped around such bliss I fell into a wonderful slumber where all my worries and cares we're wiped away...
So great was my happiness.
Alas,
When I awoke,
Noone was by my side.
Personally I have searched,
But to no avail,
I turn to my loyal subjects...
Where is she?
That one who was so great to hold.
Where did she go?
I had no need of such weakness before but now that I, Antonius,
Ruler of the 9 Realms,
And all in it,
have experienced this feeling I, Antonius,
Ruler of the 9 Realms,
And all in it,
Want, Nay!,
I,
Antonius,
Ruler of the 9 Realms,
And all in it,
Need it!,
She was here!
Now she's gone!
Who was the phantom nymph who stole the heart noone never knew existed?
I,
Antonius,
Ruler of the 9 Realms,
And all in it,
Release this edict,
Find her...,
And bring her back to me.
Whoever completes this task shall receive a thousand gold pieces and authority over a thousand districts.
Such is the word of the king.