Yo, boy! Oh boy! Come rap with me.
Let’s go find some real money.
I’m the man who has the dough
And all the things you ought to know.

Yes, I have just the loan for you.
Buy a nice shiny car and a big house too.
Just sign right here on the dotted line
No matter ‘bout the print that’s fine.
Buy it now so you can save
All the things you must crave
Buy enough and you’ll be my slave.

No one talks like a money man can
He’s been talking since time began
And offered Eve an apple to eat
Asked her just to be discrete
‘bout the charge account, don’t tell her man
‘cause that is just not part of my plan

My plan to get you into debt
What you see ain’t what you get
Don’t get troubled and don’t you fret
Don’t worry how you gonna pay
Now’s the time just to play
We’ll wait until you’re old and grey
And then I’ll come and take it all away.

Come now, come see what I’ve got
Do it fast and give it no thought
Buy it now before it’s too late
Use your credit card and take my bait.
The bait is yum. I ain’t no crook.
Grab it now. Take the hook.

Save your money by spending more
Doesn’t matter what you spend it for
Now’s the time with sales galore
Fritter and squander and splurge and waste
Those are words that suit my taste
Remember we are in a race
A race to see who gets the most
Then we’ll see who can boast
Who owes more most from coast to coast