jokes from past

ironman

by ironmanhamilton, Ontario, Canada

Aug 2010 512 Views 1 comments

jokes from the past

Author: ironman

Why did the gorilla through a pound of butter out the window?
Because he wanted to see a butterfly
What is white and black and red all over?
Not a newspaper but a zebra with a sunburn
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see Gregory Peck
What comes but never arrives?
Tommorrow

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Posted: Aug 2010

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I like old jokes
If you have any old jokes share them
It is interesting
Blessings and love always

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freeatlast64847

freeatlast64847Lanagan, Missouri USAAug 28, 2010

How can you tell if an elephant's been in your refridgerator? By the footprints in the butter. That's about as funny as a screen door on a submarine.

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