Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate ( Archived) (28)

Nov 21, 2011 4:00 AM CSTDress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate
Scubadiva
ScubadivaScubadivaNew Jersey, USA106 Threads 11 Polls 2,689 Posts

Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate(Vote Below)

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Yes, as suggested
13
27%
No, I think everything congress does is great
2
4%
Yes, but add feathers
6
12%
Yes, add KY Jel so that it hurs less w/ they f* us
9
19%
Yes, paint the white house pink
2
4%
Congr/Senate.. best little whorehouse in DC
7
15%
Woman, the CIA will kill u for doing this poll
1
2%
You are unamerican! for criticising gvmt
3
6%
I'd like to f* a congressman/senator
3
6%
I will call Dr. Phil on you, you deviant.
2
4%
Total Votes
48
I propse that Congress dresses in pink fru-frus, wear bright red lipstick, fake eyelashes, ballerina shoes, lots of rouge, long hair wig, wear a condom necklace and a price tag to make sure everybody knows that they are prostitutes to industry.

Senate should do the same, but use baby-blue fru-frus.

They have been wearing the wrong attire (black/blue suits) since Reagan. This change in dress should have happened 30 years ago. Now is the time! YEAH!

(I suggest yellow in germany, light green in England, purple in France... etc) because they're also part of the same profession
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Nov 21, 2011 8:20 AM CST Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate
Hello Friend,

Tho thinking about this, I dont think the color of their clothing will bring and Justice or change to the political system....

Tho a Large Tatoo on their forehead, of a free Gas and Tax Stamp, that say Exempt from Justice, Yea, This May do it!popcorn scold

Sons of Benchesmumbling
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Nov 21, 2011 9:24 AM CST Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate
Scubadiva
ScubadivaScubadivaNew Jersey, USA106 Threads 11 Polls 2,689 Posts
HotrodLarrys: Hello Friend,

Tho thinking about this, I dont think the color of their clothing will bring and Justice or change to the political system....

Tho a Large Tatoo on their forehead, of a free Gas and Tax Stamp, that say Exempt from Justice, Yea, This May do it!

Sons of Benches


Justice? What is justice anyway. It is what those in power decide it is. True?

I think we're stuck with the system, so we might as well show it for what it is. Let's have a little truth in advertising laugh
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Nov 21, 2011 9:25 AM CST Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate
Scubadiva
ScubadivaScubadivaNew Jersey, USA106 Threads 11 Polls 2,689 Posts
Conrad73: ..........and NO Pockets!


laugh Smart thinking, oh wise one. You Swiss think of everything. No wonder you won the war of aggression against Liechtenstein and had France surrender laugh wink
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Nov 21, 2011 10:13 AM CST Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate
terbear57
terbear57terbear57Grand Rapids, Michigan USA10 Threads 6 Polls 462 Posts
duckrew: I'm thinking more like black & white stripes with balls and chains.
thumbs up thumbs up 30yrs
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Nov 21, 2011 11:39 AM CST Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate
Scubadiva: Smart thinking, oh wise one. You Swiss think of everything. No wonder you won the war of aggression against Liechtenstein and had France surrender
rolling on the floor laughing Yep,those were the days!laugh
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Nov 21, 2011 12:48 PM CST Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate
Scubadiva: Justice? What is justice anyway. It is what those in power decide it is. True?

I think we're stuck with the system, so we might as well show it for what it is. Let's have a little truth in advertising


CAUTION: Congress may be hazardous to your health. Side effects include, but are not limited to, headache, nausea, high taxes, lack of personal funds, high gas prices, astronomical food prices, and other assorted ills. Long term prognosis: Not good. Conclusion: Vote the bums out of office!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 21, 2011 12:54 PM CST Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate
justlittlecrazy2
justlittlecrazy2justlittlecrazy2Coeur d' Alene, Idaho USA6 Threads 5 Polls 24 Posts
This should be on the next ballot, I always seem to get called for jury duty after voting, I'm wondering does CS have jury duty? doh
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Nov 21, 2011 1:07 PM CST Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate
They could always enter Congress naked. That way, at least people would be keeping an eye on their politicians! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 21, 2011 2:07 PM CST Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate
Ccincy
CcincyCcincyCincinnati, Ohio USA77 Threads 20,535 Posts
I doubt it very much if a dress code would solve our countries problems.
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Nov 21, 2011 3:04 PM CST Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate
johnaustin123
johnaustin123johnaustin123Eastlake, Ohio USA76 Threads 16 Polls 4,330 Posts
This video reminds of the shenanigans and conduct of the Congress men and women. They all dress in the same attire like Penguin Tuxedos and act the same way.

Gay penguins break up

/

Rub a dub dub, 3 men in a tub...

violin boxing waiter
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Nov 21, 2011 4:08 PM CST Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate
Scubadiva
ScubadivaScubadivaNew Jersey, USA106 Threads 11 Polls 2,689 Posts
duckrew: I'm thinking more like black & white stripes with balls and chains.
Amen...
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Nov 21, 2011 4:12 PM CST Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate
Scubadiva
ScubadivaScubadivaNew Jersey, USA106 Threads 11 Polls 2,689 Posts
mustbnutz: The best we can do for that bunch is a "vote out of office target on their backs".........


You know, I used to think that that was the answer, but those clowns somehow manage to stay in. I am yet to figure out how, but they do. Redistricting comes to mind, errors in the voter counting systems, who knows what else. Anything's possible if you got the money and know the right people. Many ways to skin a cat.
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Nov 21, 2011 4:15 PM CST Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate
Scubadiva
ScubadivaScubadivaNew Jersey, USA106 Threads 11 Polls 2,689 Posts
justlittlecrazy2: This should be on the next ballot, I always seem to get called for jury duty after voting, I'm wondering does CS have jury duty?
Must be because you look so honest laugh
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Nov 21, 2011 4:21 PM CST Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate
Scubadiva
ScubadivaScubadivaNew Jersey, USA106 Threads 11 Polls 2,689 Posts
HuggerMan4U: They could always enter Congress naked. That way, at least people would be keeping an eye on their politicians!


Okay.. you just opened up a can of worms. Are you sure you'd like to see them naked? Come on.. be honest.. the birth rate in the country might suddenly decrease laugh (On second thought, some of them exchange nudie pictures on the internet hmm)
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Nov 21, 2011 4:26 PM CST Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate
mustbnutz
mustbnutzmustbnutzKingman, Arizona USA33 Threads 5 Polls 3,730 Posts
The real problem with "skinning the cat" is the fact these cats bite the hand that feeds them....wink
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Nov 21, 2011 4:28 PM CST Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate
mustbnutz
mustbnutzmustbnutzKingman, Arizona USA33 Threads 5 Polls 3,730 Posts
They stay in power because three quarters of their time is spent campaigning to make sure they stay in power.
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Nov 21, 2011 4:29 PM CST Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate
Scubadiva
ScubadivaScubadivaNew Jersey, USA106 Threads 11 Polls 2,689 Posts
Ccincy: I doubt it very much if a dress code would solve our countries problems.


Of course not. The damage was done while we were sleeping. I would not presume to try to solve this mess, but I think it's time that we call the baby by its name and draw attention to what is really going on and stop to stick our heads in the sand.
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Nov 21, 2011 4:29 PM CST Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate
mustbnutz
mustbnutzmustbnutzKingman, Arizona USA33 Threads 5 Polls 3,730 Posts
The other 25% of the time they are fighting against each other...
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Nov 21, 2011 4:30 PM CST Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate
Scubadiva
ScubadivaScubadivaNew Jersey, USA106 Threads 11 Polls 2,689 Posts
mustbnutz: They stay in power because three quarters of their time is spent campaigning to make sure they stay in power.


Yes to the cat comment and yes to this one also. Do we have anybody in congress or the senate who isn't rich?
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Nov 21, 2011 4:30 PM CST Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate
reb56
reb56reb56carthage, Missouri USA55 Polls 8,629 Posts
mustbnutz: The real problem with "skinning the cat" is the fact these cats bite the hand that feeds them....
they arent shy,gays there should wear pink bow ties/in case u meet a senator,in the airport mens room lol.
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Nov 21, 2011 4:31 PM CST Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate
Scubadiva
ScubadivaScubadivaNew Jersey, USA106 Threads 11 Polls 2,689 Posts
mustbnutz: The other 25% of the time they are fighting against each other...


Nah, they don't fight.. not really. That's the show for us peasants.. sort of like show wrestling.
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Nov 21, 2011 4:31 PM CST Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate
Scubadiva
ScubadivaScubadivaNew Jersey, USA106 Threads 11 Polls 2,689 Posts
reb56: they arent shy,gays there should wear pink bow ties/in case u meet a senator,in the airport mens room lol.


laugh indeed!
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Nov 21, 2011 4:34 PM CST Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate
mustbnutz
mustbnutzmustbnutzKingman, Arizona USA33 Threads 5 Polls 3,730 Posts
I think Joe Biden might be the only one that is not filthy rich....as I recall....
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Nov 21, 2011 4:34 PM CST Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate
reb56
reb56reb56carthage, Missouri USA55 Polls 8,629 Posts
Scubadiva: indeed!
lol hes still in office/ky ing us ouch.
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Nov 21, 2011 5:10 PM CST Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate
Scubadiva
ScubadivaScubadivaNew Jersey, USA106 Threads 11 Polls 2,689 Posts
reb56: lol hes still in office/ky ing us ouch.


Are you serious??? People did not vote him out? ... well.. goes to show what I said earlier...
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Nov 21, 2011 5:11 PM CST Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate
Scubadiva
ScubadivaScubadivaNew Jersey, USA106 Threads 11 Polls 2,689 Posts
mustbnutz: I think Joe Biden might be the only one that is not filthy rich....as I recall....


Right.. he isnt obscenely rich. So we have one...
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Nov 21, 2011 5:25 PM CST Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate
Scubadiva: They don't buy stock. They're not allowed to, BUT they do like Chaney did.. before he gave up his CEO job, he simply converted his shares into preferred stock with a long contract which comes due 8 years later. So while he was in office, he made sure his company got no bid contracts which guaranteed his share values to go up and then, when the term ended, he cashed out.

So the magic word is "preferred stock"!
Oh yeah.. every new politician has to co-sponsor some bill and if there is none, they'll come up with something idiotic to get known and increase revenues... for our own good, of course, because we are basically sheep that need to be led. The last stupid thing I remember from NJ was one clown who managed to (without anybody knowing about it) to get a bill passed to charge mothers who smoke while there is a child under 16 in their own car. This is about as close to telling people what to do inside their own property as I've seen yet, but who knows what they've cooked up since... I'll find out next week.. maybe I'll get arrested for farting in a rental car ...
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Nov 21, 2011 5:28 PM CST Dress Code Proposal for Congress and Senate
Yes, I Forgot to Laugh!doh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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by Scubadiva (11 Polls)
Created: Nov 2011
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