What would you do to me? (71)
Phusion69Dublin, Ireland50 Threads 9 Polls 894 Postswell i wouldn't kick you out of the bed for eating toast 
Yeah, everyone took the obvious lines, so I'll just say yeah.
buzzy: First of all, to start things off I would engage in a little nose twitching. Then it would progress into hopping over the hills until I found your chipmonk. Once I found the chipmonk, I will make it grow rabbit ears by performing rabbits foot. Then I would pull out my rabbits tail and engage in a little spooning action and rubbing noses. Going back and forth between push ups and ear tickling until fruit juice is spilled every where. Carrots anyone?
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................J.D
BOBANBOBAN: Note for the Moderators:
CAN I PLEAS MAKE JUST ONE JOKE ABAUT THIS???
Little Miss: i have a son your age
can i have your phone number...........(for my son)
CAN I PLEAS MAKE JUST ONE JOKE ABAUT THIS???
Little Miss: i have a son your age
can i have your phone number...........(for my son)
......Well....have give you credit here....You are so very persistent ....never give up do you....
J.D
"What would you do to me?----------
Everything you wan't!
Everything you wan't!
I would probably by you a cup of coffee if you were visiting PHX..
I would lick your lips then work up to your face and kiss you 
I would lick your lips then work my way very slowly upto your face and kiss you 
ooops twice the pleasure double the fun 
BOBANBOBAN: Note for the Moderators:
CAN I PLEAS MAKE JUST ONE JOKE ABAUT THIS???
Little Miss: i have a son your age
can i have your phone number...........(for my son)
CAN I PLEAS MAKE JUST ONE JOKE ABAUT THIS???
Little Miss: i have a son your age
can i have your phone number...........(for my son)
Great line
nattye: Great line
......Yep...He good alright....never stops trying....
J.D
virgiomonkey: ......Well....have give you credit here....You are so very persistent ....never give up do you....
J.D
J.D
Hi J.D.As i said once
You cant make a puritan from a old Gypsy
Tell your parents
I might try something unconventional... Make you some tea and danishes.
zee
zee
Change that thought.... I would run away.... RUN
BOBANBOBAN: Hi J.D.
As i said once
You cant make a puritan from a old Gypsy
As i said once
You cant make a puritan from a old Gypsy
...
Yep...I understand that one very well...Its like you can't take away that 'Dutchman very Independent stubborn' trait...I just won't do what a 'Dominate Feminist' Woman tells what to do...Never....Then they get very upset and very angry with me...Gee...I wonder Why....... J.D
virgiomonkey: ... Yep...I understand that one very well...Its like you can't take away that 'Dutchman very Independent stubborn' trait...I just won't do what a 'Dominate Feminist' Woman tells what to do...Never....Then they get very upset and very angry with me...Gee...I wonder Why.......
J.D
J.D
but you always give in riiiiiight
caspatch: but you always give in riiiiiight
......Nope....thats the problem....
J.D
wat do u want me to do
id rather lick u
id rather lick u
I will lick you with sip of bacardi.
would hook you up with my son who's almost done with law school (26)
You would fall madly in love.
He would get his law degree and represent high paid sports players.
You would get married and have kids 1 boy and 1 girl.
you would live in the city or your choice.
You would live the good life, and then you would remember that I was the one that introduced you.
you guys would be so happy that you would buy me a nice cabin on a lake to live out the rest of my days!!
YOU ASKED!!!!!!
You would fall madly in love.
He would get his law degree and represent high paid sports players.
You would get married and have kids 1 boy and 1 girl.
you would live in the city or your choice.
You would live the good life, and then you would remember that I was the one that introduced you.
you guys would be so happy that you would buy me a nice cabin on a lake to live out the rest of my days!!
YOU ASKED!!!!!!
.......open.......
YouMeUs: I see 3 on the list that looks enticing, LittleMiss. Choose one for me!
I can think of a few others.
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