I will die at sea....having a very one-sided argument with a great white....
Amaryllis: Yes, but I'd rather die early, than be faced with such pitiful circumstances. I want to die in the privacy of my own home, if I can help it.
I am well trained to do so many chores around the house, like eating, drinking wine, nursing, sewing, knitting, entertaining...and many more... So Lago do you think i can be on the list....
Yes, as long as you can do some personal chores for me every now and then, you're in bigtime Marti...
MARTI: I am well trained to do so many chores around the house, like eating, drinking wine, nursing, sewing, knitting, entertaining...and many more... So Lago do you think i can be on the list....
Yes, welcome...unfortunately at the moment, it's looking a little more like a funeral parlour than a commune, but i'm sure you can liven things up a bit.....a little kareoke and lacy brassieres should do the trick...
MARTI: Not a problem, sire....so i'm in..ahhhh!! what a relief!! my mind is at rest..
Lagoona22: Gosh!!...dead people sneeze!!??...I learn something new here everyday!!...
Well, that is the purpose of the cotton bud, silly. It's from all the earth they throw in the casket when they put it in the ground. That's why I'd prefer cremation, I don't fancy having cotton buds in my nose.. not very elegant
Lagoona22: Yes, welcome...unfortunately at the moment, it's looking a little more like a funeral parlour than a commune, but i'm sure you can liven things up a bit.....a little kareoke and lacy brassieres should do the trick...
I'll see what i can do...i can always immprovise don't you think?
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Playboy, eh?
No beans to spill.........he's a fantastic guy to have as a friend.......
I think Lago must then be looking to start a 'sheik' like existence on his proposed commune
Let him speak for himself.......