Why Are You Still Single? (379)

Feb 15, 2008 5:01 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
I'm single because i'm a horrible witch that no man can handlerolling on the floor laughing devil
Feb 15, 2008 5:05 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
skimpydoo
skimpydooskimpydooDublin, Ireland170 Threads 3 Polls 4,805 Posts
PILIPALA: I'm single because i'm a horrible witch that no man can handle


I am single because every girl I go for is taken and also because I have not found miss right.
Feb 15, 2008 5:06 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
kidatheart
kidatheartkidatheartFruitvale, British Columbia Canada30 Threads 16,544 Posts
I live in a community full of retired farmers!laugh

There's nobody here in my area and I'm not staying here anyway!wink
Feb 15, 2008 5:07 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
skimpydoo: I am single because every girl I go for is taken and also because I have not found miss right.


well in that case you need to play with miss wrong just to fill in the time rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 15, 2008 5:07 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
omans02
omans02omans02Antwerpen, Belgium68 Threads 750 Posts
PILIPALA: Don't worry i have done that loads of time my self

Ok i am on my own because no one want me

And i would rather be be alone than lonely with some one else trying to fill a gap thats not right.
how wide is the gap, would it accomodate me or i'm too big or tiny to fit inrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 15, 2008 5:08 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
kidatheart: I live in a community full of retired farmers!

There's nobody here in my area and I'm not staying here anyway!


What and you don't fancy daisy down the road shame on rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 15, 2008 5:09 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
omans02
omans02omans02Antwerpen, Belgium68 Threads 750 Posts
PILIPALA: I'm single because i'm a horrible witch that no man can handle
I think i have to dare u to this PILIPALArolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 15, 2008 5:09 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
kidatheart
kidatheartkidatheartFruitvale, British Columbia Canada30 Threads 16,544 Posts
PILIPALA: What and you don't fancy daisy down the road shame on



Daisy is a cow!!!!laugh

Literally! 4 teets and all!rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 15, 2008 5:09 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
OverTheWindow
OverTheWindowOverTheWindowChicago, Paris, Marseille, Illinois USA6 Threads 1 Polls 635 Posts
kidatheart: I live in a community full of retired farmers!

There's nobody here in my area and I'm not staying here anyway!


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave
Feb 15, 2008 5:09 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
bajanblue
bajanbluebajanblueSpeightstown, Saint Peter Barbados344 Threads 1 Polls 3,724 Posts
jbibiza: This was brought up on a Thread Yesterday and a Few people seemed to thing it was a good idea, so here it is.

While some of you on CS have found your mate, there are many of us still single. Most people on the forums seem to be intelligent, interesting, good sense of humor... traits most of us admire and have listed as things we desire in a partner... so the question arises...

Why are you still single? Please vote and elaborate.


I just recently discovered that I am perceived as being so self sustaining and self sufficient that I would not need anyone enough to make me properly appealing.

Kind of a catch 22 situation, while I am alone, there is only me to take care of myself and keep things on balance. if being needy is a prerequisite to finding a mate, i will always be alone.

While it is true I have never been the needy, clinging type, and consider myself responsible for my own happiness, I have all the normal human needs for companionship, shared laughter, and love.

I just don't see any point in being miserable and bent out of shape if I don't have it in my life at the moment.

So I guess I am looking for a man who is looking for a woman who will enjoy him and being in a relationship, rather than a delicate flower who needs to be shelteredf from and guided through life, who blames him if she isn't feeling happy when she wakes up.
Feb 15, 2008 5:10 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
vonney
vonneyvonneyDublin, Ireland24 Threads 6,371 Posts
What have you done to my heart?
It used to be open, like a rose in full bloom
It used to sing at the sound of your voice
And dance when you entered the room

You hid the monster so well
The one that deep inside you did dwell
The one that I tried to ignore
But he came out each time we closed the front door

And he would stamp on my heart
Pulling the petals further apart
Till nothing was left in my breast
Just the cold hand of fear clutched at my chest

What have you done to my heart?
It used to be so full of light
Now what’s left is wrapped up in chains
And if someone gets close it takes flight







Think this may explain it for me..
Feb 15, 2008 5:10 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
omans02: how wide is the gap, would it accomodate me or i'm too big or tiny to fit in


the gap only fit one size one man rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 15, 2008 5:10 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
kidatheart
kidatheartkidatheartFruitvale, British Columbia Canada30 Threads 16,544 Posts
Hi Nathaliewave hug
Feb 15, 2008 5:12 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
omans02: I think i have to dare u to this PILIPALA



Dare to do what ?
Feb 15, 2008 5:13 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
skimpydoo
skimpydooskimpydooDublin, Ireland170 Threads 3 Polls 4,805 Posts
Nice poem but please cheer up its Fridayapplause applause
Feb 15, 2008 5:13 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
omans02
omans02omans02Antwerpen, Belgium68 Threads 750 Posts
PILIPALA: the gap only fit one size one man
mmmmm, what size it is then? jumbo size?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 15, 2008 5:14 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaCasinos, Valencia Spain94 Threads 4 Polls 4,914 Posts
kidatheart: Daisy is a cow!!!!

Literally! 4 teets and all!



Well if two are good, four must be........rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 15, 2008 5:14 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
vonney
vonneyvonneyDublin, Ireland24 Threads 6,371 Posts
skimpydoo: Nice poem but please cheer up its Friday



I am cheered up Ro....arent I always happy




yay yay
Feb 15, 2008 5:15 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
skimpydoo
skimpydooskimpydooDublin, Ireland170 Threads 3 Polls 4,805 Posts
vonney: I am cheered up Ro....arent I always happy when men are around


You are now
Feb 15, 2008 5:15 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
omans02: mmmmm, what size it is then? jumbo size?


ask bubbles and she would say












Size mattersrolling on the floor laughing
Feb 15, 2008 5:15 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
omans02
omans02omans02Antwerpen, Belgium68 Threads 750 Posts
PILIPALA: Dare to do what ?
That no man can handle u,
Jezebels don't scare me, i like their challengesrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 15, 2008 5:16 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
omans02: That no man can handle u,
Jezebels don't scare me, i like their challenges



Jezebels rolling on the floor laughing haven't been called one of them for yearsrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 15, 2008 5:17 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
omans02
omans02omans02Antwerpen, Belgium68 Threads 750 Posts
PILIPALA: ask bubbles and she would say
Size matters
u still hav'nt say what size is the least, so kinda confuse whether jumbo or micro sizerolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 15, 2008 5:19 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
omans02: u still hav'nt say what size is the least, so kinda confuse whether jumbo or micro size



To fill in the gap its got to be special man see its specialize sizerolling on the floor laughing
Feb 15, 2008 5:20 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaCasinos, Valencia Spain94 Threads 4 Polls 4,914 Posts
bajanblue: I just recently discovered that I am perceived as being so self sustaining and self sufficient that I would not need anyone enough to make me properly appealing.

Kind of a catch 22 situation, while I am alone, there is only me to take care of myself and keep things on balance. if being needy is a prerequisite to finding a mate, i will always be alone.

While it is true I have never been the needy, clinging type, and consider myself responsible for my own happiness, I have all the normal human needs for companionship, shared laughter, and love.

I just don't see any point in being miserable and bent out of shape if I don't have it in my life at the moment.

So I guess I am looking for a man who is looking for a woman who will enjoy him and being in a relationship, rather than a delicate flower who needs to be shelteredf from and guided through life, who blames him if she isn't feeling happy when she wakes up.


I have a hard time with this as well, and I just don't understand it. To me it's so much better to want or be wanted then to need and be needed. If I want you... it's you, the happiness I feel being with you, the things we share, If I need you, its for a roof over my head, to protect etc.

I think it takes a very strong man to accept the fact that he's loved just because he is, rather then what he provides
Feb 15, 2008 5:20 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
omans02
omans02omans02Antwerpen, Belgium68 Threads 750 Posts
PILIPALA: Jezebels haven't been called one of them for years
delicious evil or jezebel or whatever, as a woman and human being ur heart has a loophole to be penetrated with the right movesrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing don't underestimate that, perhaps nobody has discovered it
Feb 15, 2008 5:22 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
omans02
omans02omans02Antwerpen, Belgium68 Threads 750 Posts
PILIPALA: To fill in the gap its got to be special man see its specialize size
that must be a costume made size i supposedrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 15, 2008 5:24 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
omans02: delicious evil or jezebel or whatever, as a woman and human being ur heart has a loophole to be penetrated with the right moves don't underestimate that, perhaps nobody has discovered it



Oh don't worry i know how my heart works and i never underestimate it
Feb 15, 2008 5:29 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
Fallingman
FallingmanFallingmanDublin, Ireland29 Threads 12 Polls 11,436 Posts
PILIPALA: Oh don't worry i know how my heart works and i never underestimate it


Morning Jezebel! How is Wales? wave
Feb 15, 2008 5:33 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
omans02
omans02omans02Antwerpen, Belgium68 Threads 750 Posts
PILIPALA: Oh don't worry i know how my heart works and i never underestimate it
take it or leave it, don't think anyone is ever undesirable or being able to put up with, its a depends on the basical understanding and sensitivity that exist between people

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