Why Are You Still Single? (379)

Feb 15, 2008 10:58 PM CST Why Are You Still Single?
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
Because i speak my mind and be dammeddevil
Feb 15, 2008 11:21 PM CST Why Are You Still Single?
Bill1971
Bill1971Bill1971Tiverton, Rhode Island USA6 Threads 406 Posts
Could be my wonderful disposition? dunno



Bill wave
Feb 15, 2008 11:23 PM CST Why Are You Still Single?
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: You didn't just have to come right out and say it....when we were all doing such a good job of beating around the bush!!!!!!!!




And may be i got a big gob aswell
Feb 15, 2008 11:31 PM CST Why Are You Still Single?
wfriars
wfriarswfriarsOklahoma City, Oklahoma USA22 Threads 312 Posts
I think I discussed this in an email earlier today, it went something like this,

"I am not a typical girl. I am very type A at work I am a leader, a motivator. I am a planner and a perfectionist. At home I run a tight ship, we have schedules, rules, routines, etc.; however, when it comes to a relationship I don't want to be in charge, I don't want to call the shots. I don't want to plan every detail. I want a man who knows what he wants for dinner. Knows how to take care of business. Someone who appreciates me for who I am and what I do for them (not because I have to but because I want to). Don't get me wrong, I can be needy, insecure, demanding, and whiny at times, but for the most part I am a positive person. Whether I am undesirable I don't know. What I do know is that I tend to fall for two types of guys:

Type 1-codependant, can't make decisions for self, needs mother not girlfriend

or

Type 2-Egocentric, non-communicating, guy who uses me and wonders why I feel hurt."


I have yet to meet anyone who falls into the middle category and after posting this, I may never find them. They will be too scared.dunno
Feb 15, 2008 11:40 PM CST Why Are You Still Single?
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
It is my life, I live it and I love it. Let critisisim be damned....grin
Feb 15, 2008 11:41 PM CST Why Are You Still Single?
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
And that is what is on my business cards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 15, 2008 11:44 PM CST Why Are You Still Single?
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
come on admit it because nobody like usrolling on the floor laughing
Feb 15, 2008 11:44 PM CST Why Are You Still Single?
wfriars
wfriarswfriarsOklahoma City, Oklahoma USA22 Threads 312 Posts
HJFinAZ: And that is what is on my business cards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Man and I thought I was getting somewhere with my phone number on mine. I will have to get them changed ASAP!!!doh
Feb 15, 2008 11:46 PM CST Why Are You Still Single?
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
PILIPALA: come on admit it because nobody like us


Well, I do not believe I was placed on earth to win popularity contests.............rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 15, 2008 11:51 PM CST Why Are You Still Single?
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
I'm just single because I treated ms ex like an old vaccum cleanerkiss
Feb 15, 2008 11:53 PM CST Why Are You Still Single?
alabamabebe
alabamabebealabamabebeBanks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA66 Threads 3 Polls 4,404 Posts
rasgumby: I'm just single because I treated ms ex like an old vaccum cleaner


Is that cause she sucked? laugh
Feb 15, 2008 11:57 PM CST Why Are You Still Single?
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
wfriars: OUCH!!!

Maybe she just needed a new belt for her motor?


I think she already had too many beltstongue
Feb 15, 2008 11:59 PM CST Why Are You Still Single?
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
alabamabebe: What the heck did you do to your face??


Silly, I took the blank man face from here and added my eyes,nose and so on...

WTF?? you saying theres something wrong with my face!?rolling on the floor laughing

what did you do to yours?tongue
Feb 15, 2008 11:59 PM CST Why Are You Still Single?
wfriars
wfriarswfriarsOklahoma City, Oklahoma USA22 Threads 312 Posts
rasgumby: I think she already had too many belts


In that case I would ditch it for a new one...I just threw my old vaccuum away...the belt kept slipping and I ain't havin' none of that in my house...

(Note: I am talking about my real vaccuum, not the last person I dated.)rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 16, 2008 12:02 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
wfriars: In that case I would ditch it for a new one...I just threw my old vaccuum away...the belt kept slipping and I ain't havin' none of that in my house...

(Note: I am talking about my real vaccuum, not the last person I dated.)


Dont look like he was a very good broom,, you are still on your feet
RE: your profile..LOLhug
Feb 16, 2008 12:04 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
wfriars
wfriarswfriarsOklahoma City, Oklahoma USA22 Threads 312 Posts
rasgumby: Dont look like he was a very good broom,, you are still on your feet
RE: your profile..LOL


He was good for the price...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

It's like a really good vaccuum...You got a make a decent investment in it to get a really, really good one!!!
Feb 16, 2008 12:06 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
wfriars: He was good for the price...

It's like a really good vaccuum...You got a make a decent investment in it to get a really, really good one!!!


Im not so sure,, the vacuum I have now is about the best Ive ever had,
and only gave $25 for it at a rummage sale.
you just have to know where to pick one up cheap!rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 16, 2008 12:07 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
wfriars
wfriarswfriarsOklahoma City, Oklahoma USA22 Threads 312 Posts
rasgumby: Im not so sure,, the vacuum I have now is about the best Ive ever had,
and only gave $25 for it at a rummage sale.
you just have to know where to pick one up cheap!


That explains why I am here (on CS)...I am bargain shopping!!!!applause applause applause
Feb 16, 2008 12:11 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
alabamabebe
alabamabebealabamabebeBanks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA66 Threads 3 Polls 4,404 Posts
rasgumby: Im not so sure,, the vacuum I have now is about the best Ive ever had,
and only gave $25 for it at a rummage sale.
you just have to know where to pick one up cheap!


If you hear of a thrift store where they sell used men let me know, I'm there! yay
Feb 16, 2008 12:14 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
alabamabebe: If you hear of a thrift store where they sell used men let me know, I'm there!


You might try {boys are us!}roll eyes
Feb 16, 2008 12:14 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
wfriars
wfriarswfriarsOklahoma City, Oklahoma USA22 Threads 312 Posts
alabamabebe: If you hear of a thrift store where they sell used men let me know, I'm there!


Welcome to CS: We have a variety of new, used, out dated, under rated, men all for sale at the low, low price of your heart!!!! or your sanity which ever you choose to pay with.

Disclaimer: Under no circumstances do we except cash, check, or credit cards for payment. If your man is lost, stolen, or runs away please feel free to return with whatever is left of your heart and/or sanity for a full refund and/or exchange.
Feb 16, 2008 12:17 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
wfriars: No but I got an old vaccuum for sale...with a new belt and some fine tuning you might get it to suck again!


Oh hell no.. my luck it would be kirby...{guys name}barf bouquet
Feb 16, 2008 12:21 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
alabamabebe
alabamabebealabamabebeBanks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA66 Threads 3 Polls 4,404 Posts
wfriars: Welcome to CS: We have a variety of new, used, out dated, under rated, men all for sale at the low, low price of your heart!!!! or your sanity which ever you choose to pay with.

Disclaimer: Under no circumstances do we except cash, check, or credit cards for payment. If your man is lost, stolen, or runs away please feel free to return with whatever is left of your heart and/or sanity for a full refund and/or exchange.



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Best laugh I've had tonight!

Not sure there's enough of my sanity left to pay with!
Feb 16, 2008 12:22 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
wfriars
wfriarswfriarsOklahoma City, Oklahoma USA22 Threads 312 Posts
alabamabebe: Best laugh I've had tonight!

Not sure there's enough of my sanity left to pay with!


applause applause applause
Feb 16, 2008 12:27 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
wfriars
wfriarswfriarsOklahoma City, Oklahoma USA22 Threads 312 Posts
barf

I wanted to say, I guess as long as he's not a bottom beater! professor

But all I could do is barf
Feb 16, 2008 12:29 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
wfriars: I wanted to say, I guess as long as he's not a bottom beater!

But all I could do is


Talking aboutbarf

sitting here snacking and git it all over my new white face,, had to wipe it off with a dirty napkincrying
Feb 16, 2008 12:32 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
wfriars
wfriarswfriarsOklahoma City, Oklahoma USA22 Threads 312 Posts
rasgumby: Talking about

sitting here snacking and git it all over my new white face,, had to wipe it off with a dirty napkin


I have some white out if you need to remove any blemishes.tongue
Feb 16, 2008 12:35 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
wfriars: I have some white out if you need to remove any blemishes.


no no silly,
I meant.... I sure aint going to wipe my face with a sanitary napkin!

but yea... pass the whiteout!tongue
Feb 16, 2008 12:37 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
wfriars
wfriarswfriarsOklahoma City, Oklahoma USA22 Threads 312 Posts
rasgumby: no no silly,
I meant.... I sure aint going to wipe my face with a sanitary napkin!

but yea... pass the whiteout!


readprofile readprofile

Sometimes I just don't catch on...

(oh and before I forget barf)
Feb 16, 2008 12:40 AM CST Why Are You Still Single?
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
wfriars: Sometimes I just don't catch on...

(oh and before I forget )


What part.....you are short?
or is something getting tickled?tongue

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