I need to stay single... ( Archived) (14)

Aug 24, 2010 5:13 PM CSTI need to stay single...
Ulimaroa
UlimaroaUlimaroaCologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany121 Threads 38 Polls 5,629 Posts

I need to stay single...(Vote Below)

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because fixing my printer is taking up all my time
1
3%
computer problems use up a lot of quality time
2
5%
I need a man who can fix all above
6
16%
I am a man who can fix all of the above
9
24%
I am a man who can fix you up down under
6
16%
I am not computer literate
3
8%
I am Superman
6
16%
I am Bruce Willis
2
5%
I am Kofi Annan
1
3%
I am Bill Gates (if you are send ME an e-card)
2
5%
Total Votes
38
I got this Canon 4000ip
and its now been MONTHS
that I am handicapped in printing.

Endless amounts new of cartridges
I added.

I took the print head
and cleaned it

I placed it in cuddly warm water,
which I had bought a pharmacy!!!

I gently moved it within its
lil tub in order to get
old ink out of its jets

I took a straw and tenderly
blew air through the jets

I dried it slowly
and it didnt work.



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I now bought a brand new print head
and all it bloody well prints is
BLACK

Not a trace of yellow, magenta, blue...

Nada
Nothing
Niente
Nichts

There is paper with trial prints
scattered all over my floor
may flat is in disarray,
cartridges eeeeverywhere...

My fingers are magenta
my thumb is blue
aaaaaand after the umptheenth time
resetting/adjusting the print head
automatically
manually
emotionally
continually
verbally
there a line of yellow appeared
out of the "blue"


frustrated
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Aug 24, 2010 5:46 PM CST I need to stay single...
Amity
AmityAmityDodging Daggers, Wiltshire, England UK49 Threads 6,217 Posts
confused lolwave
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Aug 25, 2010 3:37 AM CST I need to stay single...
Ulimaroa
UlimaroaUlimaroaCologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany121 Threads 38 Polls 5,629 Posts
Amity: lol


this is a very popular poll cool
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Aug 25, 2010 3:51 AM CST I need to stay single...
Fallingman
FallingmanFallingmanDublin, Ireland29 Threads 12 Polls 11,436 Posts
Ulimaroa: this is a very popular poll
..in the future maybe! laugh wave
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Aug 25, 2010 4:30 PM CST I need to stay single...
Ulimaroa
UlimaroaUlimaroaCologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany121 Threads 38 Polls 5,629 Posts
hmmmmcool
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Aug 25, 2010 4:35 PM CST I need to stay single...
deadbutwhy
deadbutwhydeadbutwhyeast, Eastern Province Saudi Arabia9 Threads 2 Polls 1,295 Posts
If staying single means you can't print right, then I'm willing to help you wink devil
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Aug 25, 2010 4:36 PM CST I need to stay single...
Medsummer
MedsummerMedsummerflopping around on the beach, Liguria Italy78 Threads 8 Polls 1,682 Posts
do you need that printer for a particular reason?
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Aug 25, 2010 5:03 PM CST I need to stay single...
JimNastics
JimNasticsJimNasticsKingston, New Jersey USA116 Threads 1 Polls 731 Posts
Have you considered taking it back and getting one that actually works ? professor

laugh
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Aug 27, 2010 2:33 AM CST I need to stay single...
Ulimaroa
UlimaroaUlimaroaCologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany121 Threads 38 Polls 5,629 Posts
Medsummer: do you need that printer for a particular reason?


Yep, I just adore the sound it makes
when it prints laugh
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Aug 27, 2010 2:42 AM CST I need to stay single...
Jake_J
Jake_JJake_JCurrently in Zurich, Sri Lanka4 Threads 179 Posts
Ulimaroa: Yep, I just adore the sound it makes
when it prints


Seriouse note :::

May be the problem is in the software dunno

Some printer softwares doesn't tally with the operating systems you have in your PC.. I had that problem once and downloaded the updated drivers from the product website conversing

Lighter Note :::

Slowly pick up the printer...

Drop it..kick it... hammer it...and have a beer beer
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Aug 29, 2010 3:28 AM CST I need to stay single...
mackie31
mackie31mackie31welkom, Orange Free State South Africa2 Threads 49 Posts
Must be a hp or cannon printerrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 29, 2010 3:31 AM CST I need to stay single...
demonfairy
demonfairydemonfairyNewton,hickory, North Carolina USA120 Threads 17 Polls 5,654 Posts
Well when you want to play with some thing besides a printer give me a call...laugh hug wave Boys and there toyscool
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Aug 29, 2010 3:34 AM CST I need to stay single...
911gypsy
911gypsy911gypsywestbank, British Columbia Canada17 Threads 1,343 Posts
To the question at hand,,,,,, I am single because I don't have time for a man, plain and simple. I work too much and go to college as well. Where can I pencil you in? Besides......my cats really are BETTER than you!!!grin
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Aug 31, 2010 7:08 AM CST I need to stay single...
kariena
karienakarienaAlberton, Gauteng South Africa1 Threads 112 Posts
never heard of multitasking?
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Aug 31, 2010 7:12 AM CST I need to stay single...
Merriweather
MerriweatherMerriweatherAdelaide, South Australia Australia51 Threads 11,403 Posts
Hi Uli hun...


you sound soooo frustrated with your non working apparatus... sorry babes...

Hope you have it sorted soon...

bouquet
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by Ulimaroa (38 Polls)
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