Could always go down to the local pub, . .find the biggest, baddest Dude there, . . and then go lay a big Wet one, on the guys wife, . . . . I don't know what would happen after that , . . . But I PROMISE, . . you won't be bored, . . anymore, . . . . honest, . .
trueheart1941brentwood essex, Essex, England UK8,005 posts
oh.come on every body, this poor lad is bored, and all you can say is kill yourself.and thats not right.... lets all chip in ,and send him a parcel bomb.that way ,we should all be pleased to have helped him out.
trueheart1941brentwood essex, Essex, England UK8,005 posts
aJester22: Could always go down to the local pub, . .find the biggest, baddest Dude there, . . and then go lay a big Wet one, on the guys wife, . . . . I don't know what would happen after that , . . . But I PROMISE, . . you won't be bored, . . anymore, . . . . honest, . .
trueheart1941: oh.come on every body, this poor lad is bored, and all you can say is kill yourself.and thats not right.... lets all chip in ,and send him a parcel bomb.that way ,we should all be pleased to have helped him out.
or, You can always call up the Ex, . . . tell her ya thought it over, . . and Might be willing to give her a second chance, . .IF she promised, . . to be more Obedient in the Bedroom, . . take cooking lessons, . . lose a couple more pounds, . . .Speak, when she's spoken too, . . . . (etc.). . . (etc.) . . .and lastly, . . to slowly, . back away from that Gun.
I think you have a sick sense of humor, because what if someone is bored to the brink of suicide and you just helped them to go over it over with your insensitive remarks
aJester22: or, You can always call up the Ex, . . . tell her ya thought it over, . . and Might be willing to give her a second chance, . .IF she promised, . . to be more Obedient in the Bedroom, . . take cooking lessons, . . lose a couple more pounds, . . .Speak, when she's spoken too, . . . . (etc.). . . (etc.) . . .and lastly, . . to slowly, . back away from that Gun.
spunkey272: I think you have a sick sense of humor, because what if someone is bored to the brink of suicide and you just helped them to go over it over with your insensitive remarks
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Thats what I was thinking...even better film himself doing a home wax and post it on youtube!!!