Gorge on Pizza playing Love Stinks on the jukebox?
7
17%
Chase tail on CS?
9
22%
Chase tail in the real world?
1
2%
Order a love-bot from the internet?
1
2%
Find a nice sheep? Just helping it over the fence
3
7%
Send your sexy friends suggestive photos?
1
2%
Walk around chanting "I will NOT be ignored!"
3
7%
Eat a whole box of chocolates?
11
27%
Pretend to faint on someone's bed...
0
0%
Go out hooking on the street corner?
5
12%
Total Votes
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I think I will start with a little pretending to faint on someone's bed. Then, I might pick up a few bus stop skanks. Then move onto te pizza guzzling phase.
Piers: wheres the call all your ex girl friends option? lol
You can do that if you want to. I suggest drinking Rum and Cokes with 100 proof Capn Morgan until you're sausled. Then, call in a pirate voice. Actually, that falls under the "I will NOT be ignored" category calling all your exes.
Hmmm, well I have definite plans... involving a romantic candelight dinner for two (with me in my little red dress and red stilettos)... a shared bubble bath in my ginormous bathtub... exotic aromatic massage oil... a squeeze tube of Belgian chocolate paste... silk scarves (or maybe the leather cuffs)... etc. etc. etc.
Ingredients 1 cup heavy cream 10 ounces bittersweet belgian chocolate , chopped 2 tablespoons confectioners' sugar Directions
In a saucepan, bring the cream near boil. Remove from the heat and add the REAL BELGIAN chocolate. Let stand for 2 minutes, then stir until the chocolate is melted. Add the confectioners' sugar and whisk until smooth.
PandoraX: So, you've never poured champagne over a woman's body and licked it off either, huh?
And oh yes you certainly do play games with the food from the Gods! Because that is located at the apex of my thighs.
jahzahHappyfairygoblinland, Victoria Australia2,574 posts
PandoraX: So, the chocolate paste I can get at the supermarket is not quite as gourmet as your recipe... but it tastes damn good, is fairly fluid and easily spreadable on skin, and will taste much better on bare skin.
PandoraX: Are you saying my skin covered with chocolate paste, with the benefit of pheromones and endorphins (from arousal) adding to the scent/flavor, won't taste like heaven?
PandoraX: Hmmm, well I have definite plans... involving a romantic candelight dinner for two (with me in my little red dress and red stilettos)... a shared bubble bath in my ginormous bathtub... exotic aromatic massage oil... a squeeze tube of Belgian chocolate paste... silk scarves (or maybe the leather cuffs)... etc. etc. etc.
That sounds wonderful. What time do you want me to get there, Luv?
We should all turn February 14th into "break up a disgustingly happy couple day." Or better yet, "Gloat about being single day!" Men, explain to all your friends that you don't have to buy an expensive gift and women, gloat to all your friends that you don't have to worry about how you'll look in lingerie.
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