Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie.
The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie's eye FOOM! the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity."
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye POOF! there was a huge wall around England.
The Irishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."
biggles90000: One more to calm thing down abit enjoy.
Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie.
The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie's eye FOOM! the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity."
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye POOF! there was a huge wall around England.
The Irishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."
One day there was this little boy named Johny he had to go to the bathroom so he raised his hand and asked the teacher "can I go to the bathroom." she said no.
Then 5 mins later he raised his hand and said "damit I have to piss can I go to the bathroom."She said "no not with that mouth."She said now go to the corner and say your a,b,c's.frontwords and backwords
He went to the corner and said "a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z"
Then he said "z,y,x,w,v,u,t,s,r,q,o,n,m,l,k,j,i,h,g,f,e,d,c,b,a"
have you not got some 'fit young nubiles' to molest
I've never molested anyone in my life. Next Q...(by the way use your own terms if you can and not mine........ ...Then again imitation is the best compliment...)
Try again..Then again your name say it all chancer....
Phoenix: I've never molested anyone in my life. Next Q...(by the way use your own terms if you can and not mine........ ...Then again imitation is the best compliment...)
Try again..Then again your name say it all chancer....
Now chancer (as your name says...) Pick a topic, open up a thread and lets argue as to why you are wrong and why I'm right..(and please don't try to be smart. It'll only show up how stupid you are.)
Phoenix: Now chancer (as your name says...) Pick a topic, open up a thread and lets argue as to why you are wrong and why I'm right..(and please don't try to be smart. It'll only show up how stupid you are.)
I don't know what compels you to do this, but i can only guess you have nothing better to do
You told me to lighten up a bit. I told you to lighten up back. You took it personal
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come back and let me know will ya Irish, Il pour another while ur gone