Min, only one man with all this eye-candy on offer?
Mind you the boys avoided this blog a bit. I would have done lovely proposals for anyone who winked. Closest we got to that was two dodgy nudge-nudge wink-wink comments.
My mum always said treat your man as a king 9 days out of 10. The 10th, treat him like dirt. Never be afraid of overdoing it, she said. He will accept both unquestioningly.
I keep getting it the wrong way round and then belatedly remembering why I'm single.
Well you just crucified a couple of your regular squeezes who are off weeping in the corners but yay for you and enjoy every minute. Nothing more fun than the early stages of love
Don't think I missed anyone, thanks all for playing, some hilarious answers but right now 2B is head of the leader board for her 2000 caper. Who will take on the challenge in 2016?
Usha, carry a little velvet cushion with you. Heart-shaped. Any man who has read this blog and sees you carrying that cushion and heading towards him will be shouting YES YES YES you won't have to kneel at all
Calleis, bow? who said anything about bow? Explain how the pair of you will walk tall, shoulder to shoulder, partners through life's rich tapestry - whoops. Giving away bits of my speech here.
Serene, not if it was me. I think he'd be off in the other direction so fast his lycra would be left hanging in the air, a real beep beep roadrunner moment. I do have that effect on men
Molly, it's not romantic and yet I feel a hopeful queue will be forming for you too.
I once tested a battery in the smoke-alarm on the tip of my tongue. My eyelashes haven't needed curling since. I will add that requirement of yours of my list of requirements.
Elegsabiff Blog Comments (9,358)
Find yourself a little devil instead 
pumping up your tyres? 
and Chris, your answer is?
Leap year, baby!
yeah i thimk he turned me down, saving himself for you and hoping, no doubt.Huh.