I´ll send you a cake, and inside the cake is a young man with €5000 attached to his rod. Both the cake and rod are edible. I may even get you a free ticket, business class on one of my Ryanair flights to Southampton
Blimey on another thread you´re asking for money and here telling us how needy you are!! Do you want me to post you fekin food parcels so you don´t have to cook? The cheek of it!!!!
RE: Soap
All my English friends claim there is no soap in Pakistan