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RE: where

Probably they're twisting sausage.

RE: telemarketer

Of course ladies; anything to please a woman. I'm a gent after all ... (drools)

RE: telemarketer

-crazy
Nahh ... I'd have both you and free. At once. laugh lips lips

RE: Anyone else awake?

^^
Missing ?

mumbling

RE: Why not just make it easier for them...

Awesome blog old man. We need more like these. moping

RE: telemarketer

^^
laugh Same here. Probably, if they'd refused, I'd be like: Why tf don't you wanna buy it ya bellend!?! I need the commission fs.

RE: Anyone else awake?

Hmm.... So you've got that kinda equipment, do you mols? What do you do with it when, for example, your girlfriends are over? Explain in detail. roll eyes

RE: Anyone else awake?

-mols
If you've always felt like a woman, then I'll make you feel like a man. I don't mind using the rear exit instead of the front entrance in this particular case.

RE: Men pay attention if you want to understand a woman..............

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Correct!! You do that and you'll get de-balled.

RE: Men pay attention if you want to understand a woman..............

Plenty, as in, 9 at least.

RE: Men pay attention if you want to understand a woman..............

... and that is why men have plenty of reasons to buy Tampax too.

RE: Card Game

That's as funny as a Holocaust Jim. thumbs up

RE: Anyone else awake?

-mols

I see! It's a giogolo service what you're running! Great idea! Who's the chief man-wh0r3?

RE: Anyone else awake?

-zmount

you'd be better off in wellies.. laugh

RE: SOME PEOPLE ARE SO UNEDUCATED BY ERRORS

Well, she's right. As you surely have been told many times, we all are Africans. That includes yourself.

RE: Dinner For 4

Well, frankly, I had no clue what Blintzes is but aye. It's funny I suppose. moping

RE: Anyone else awake?

I'm up. On the loo reading the blogs. Cheers for asking. beer

RE: geographic

*blood

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RE: geographic

Must be the Italian bloody on the east coast free. Those are supposed to be cheerful folk - unless they turn out to be Mafiosi xD. Kidding aside, apparently Italian n Irish immigrants who were both considered inferior back in the day there in the states used to get along pretty well I reckon. dunno

RE: geographic

Yeah, Asians. Those girls are like putty in your hands. You might occasionally have to snap your belt to get them back in line but nothing major.

You can believe in any book you want but you cannae deny this:

-doc

Interesting. Will look the podcast up at some point. Thanks pal.

RE: age

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Young men have other advantages which you shouldn't ignore, ek, yeah?

You can believe in any book you want but you cannae deny this:

-Swami

Reality is indeed undefined. All we do is to "invent" models which fit our observations. There is no denying that that approach works though.

You can believe in any book you want but you cannae deny this:

-Cachuchi

Very interesting diagram although it is dimensionally incorrect. Very interesting nonetheless. beer

RE: Happy birthday !!!

Yay! All the best! Halal goat for dinner?

RE: age

^^

I'm totally with you on that one. Xx

RE: age

-mols

It's the quality and what they make of the time they have together, not the quantity what matters imo. More is very rarely better as a matter of fact. Also, knowing that you're on a tight schedule is often enough incentive for most people to make the most out of it. It balances out imo. dunno

RE: age

My dad, unlike me, had ladies by the dozen. He married twice. His second wife (my mum) was 35 years younger than him and they had a pretty decent relationship. They even had 4 kids so...

I do think that age does not matter at all if two people like eachother enough.

-mols
My dad was in his mid 60s when I was born. He died when I was a teen. We went fishing and all such rubbish dads do with their kids. He was the greatest old man I've ever seen. Really, I wouldn't have had it any other way and there's absolutely nothing unfair about that. It was great.

RE: Alone with my thoughts and a poem on CS

a feat of originality. smh

RE: Trump

He grabs them by the pu55y he said. That to me sounds pretty smart way of going about it.

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