telemarketer

I had a telemarketer job a few years back. The business owner had obtained a call list for consumers who purchased high-end dolls. These dolls were made of the finest latex and were hand painted with features desirable by the worldly man. Every eyelash was placed with precision. The pores of the doll secreted the fragrance selected by the male who placed the order. Her every feature and nuance was the compilation of a detailed order form.

Back to my position. I was responsible for selling the lube cartridges for such dolls. As you can imagine, it wasn't an easy sell. I had to know my product up and down, sideways and under, to be sure! I had to inform the potential customer of the ease of application into the an*l cavity without the trauma of a leaky cartridge. We all have experience the leaky cartridge, not pleasant. So, I became adept at selling the fine qualities of such a refurbished cartridge. The commission was good. I received much positive feedback on the performance of our lube cartridges. In time, the cartridges sold themselves, with growing notoriety and consumer reviews. Unfortunately, the Chinese whispers spread the news and I was out of a job.
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Laserjet don't leak as easily as injket

They can really make a mess if they leak cool
There is always some setback to the worldly man
Molly, the low end cartridges come with gloves. some worldly men refuse to wear gloves, that's where my product came in.
...a little fun can make a whole lot of mess....cool wine
Viking, one can take precautions professor
...my back is hurting ...it`s been terrible for several dayes....mumbling

...my comment`s might be compleetly insane because of this....crazy sigh
i'm sorry you aren't feeling well blues
yeah.... thank`s free....thumbs up

...to youre blog, it`s alwayes a limited time before someone else comes up with simular produckts/ inventiones, wayes to do or sell things...

...while visiting the markeds in Kolkata, I was offerd new phones that still wasent for sale in europe...

just saying....dunno
Years ago, I worked for an online bookie, was not serious about the job but because my friend applied , I did too. They hired us as telemarketers, few days later they noticed me flirting with customers over the phone , they moved me to sales right away and I sold my first programlaugh The job was a lot of fun and and good money but it's not the way I wanted to earn my livingsigh
a professional flirter!
free,

not really...I felt so uncomfortable when one of the boss listen on the other line listening for buying signals and encouraging me to be extra nice to the customerdoh laugh
Me as a telemarketer: Hey you, buy this.
^^
laugh Same here. Probably, if they'd refused, I'd be like: Why tf don't you wanna buy it ya bellend!?! I need the commission fs.
Track, Simon,

customer won't buy if you treat them like that...they don't usually buy the product, they buy youprofessor
-crazy
Nahh ... I'd have both you and free. At once. laugh lips lips
sweet! blushing
well, I don't like to share....I'll have you first for 3 months free trial... then Free can have her turnwink
can't we flip a coin for the first 3 months? dunno
Free,

yes...we can do that...does that mean we can do anything to him during the 3 months trial?laugh
i think he would be willing for anything wink
me thinks so too
Were the cartridges as exorbitantly priced as ink cartridges?
Gypsy, the refurbished cartridges were a good value. but, you know what they say "you get what you pay for"
You know Free I wonder if those leaky cartridges were made in China?...That could be the reason for the Chinese whispers that caused your job loss.
i love this term "Chinese whispers"
laugh mine was selling electricity but i knew of firms that sold better deals for the elderly.

The firm was my sons, and he listened in to sales people, and first off told me there was a set chat line i should stick to, (not to much talking to one customer)roll eyes then was told off for mentioning cheaper firms.

I found a new job a cleaner for a few monthsgrin grin i was skining no-one not even for sonlaugh laugh

I then trained into making circuit boards they could not speak back to me, BUT if you computer in a northern accent says howdy you know its me, i corrupted a few boards-----and there still around laugh laugh
Did the dolls eyes light up when you put a new cartridge in?
Of course ladies; anything to please a woman. I'm a gent after all ... (drools)
i like you
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