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Aren't we lucky

Yes, out of three million sperm cells and a single womens egg and alot of shitty nappys, we are here......
2,09190Feb 2013Feb 2013Apr 24

"I'm going to fine you $400" he said

"Yeah, and where did you fine that"...I said to the policeman. "Oooh and it looks like your registration has lasped also, so thats an extra $100 onto...
1,057220Mar 2013Mar 2013Apr 28

Let it rain!!! Please..

I know sunny days are all nice and all, but with well over a month without rain I see us heading into trouble here if it carrys on, streams are down t...
995210Mar 2013Mar 2013May 1

Oh wow, it's a shooting star

Someone told me long ago to make a wish when ever you see a shooting star cross the night sky...so, I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish...
949120Mar 2013Mar 2013Apr 29

Grandmas band from driving-yeeha

92 and they just took her licence off her, I would have taking it off her a long time ago if I had my way, but she kept fluken her tests, soooo. It w...
90320Mar 2013Mar 2013Apr 28

Forbiddon fruit

Oh yes, you still have it, and I have proof..You all know how it went,
88970Feb 2013Feb 201347 mins ago

God, I am so sick of the neighbours

For the second time this week, they were fighting, this time she smashed the windows on the house and he came running over to ask for help. "Shes crac...
885270Feb 2013Feb 201324 hrs ago

Mr Lover Lover

Well I can tell you what another life is worth...yep a whole 25 bucks, thats it. You see it is illegal to sell your semen here, so you must donate it...
851130Mar 2013Mar 2013Apr 28

If you been single for ages

Like me, there is obvisously, something, terrible wrong with you... (exclude the very mature (as in old) viewers) You got two ch...
846170Mar 2013Mar 2013Apr 30

My Ninja 1000R

Shes now a 324kw, six speed, turbo, weighing in at 180kg and the max speed shes gone with Nos is 399km per hour, her best 1/8 is 4.831 seconds, her be...
83670Mar 2013Mar 201321 hrs ago

R.I.P The Net (aka, The Internet!)

Well its not really gonna rest in peace, its departure, in fact, is gonna cause world wide chaos, on a major scale. The giant will fall from grace on...
828170Jan 2013Jan 2013Apr 29

Its written all over your face (& body)

Someone said, a picture is worth a thousand words. Now I know they right, cause I hardly read what is written on a profile, I'm too busy looking at t...
826220Jan 2013Jan 2013Apr 24

An odd relationship?

Now you can't tell me lois lanes womb can handle supermans baby, like superman would probably shoot a load straight through her back, for starters...a...
81850Mar 2013Mar 2013May 1

We all need to return to the wild, to realise

The thought of sitting around a campfire under a clear night sky, gazing up at the stars and listening to the sounds of the night is rejuvenating to s...
80590Mar 2013Mar 2013Apr 27

Rock College - frist lesson - LOVE

Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone ca...
796200Feb 2013Mar 2013Apr 27

This site dose work... it's just you!!!

I could have been riding off into the sunset with my lady in tow, a long time ago. But fear, yes fear of history repeating it self scares the hell ou...
79370Mar 2013Mar 2013Apr 29

What-e-v-e-r

According to some poll out there 'whatever' is the most anoying word in the world...yeah, 'like' whatever...'I'm just saying' ok. 'like' 'seriously...
792160Jan 2013Jan 2013May 1

Okay, the stray cats are gone, sooo

This is a gross story about cats, so to all cat lovers, DO NOT READ!...I think this is important, but your views may differ, I'm very sorry if it offe...
776170Jan 2013Jan 2013Apr 18

The blog to be named later

Kia ora, I am trying prayer, today I am going to pray to Jesus for us JESUS CHRIST, let these people love one another, Amen. .. now let us have...
75130Mar 2013Mar 2013Apr 28

The answer to a age old question

What do women really want? ...Well it goes like this I reckon...
75180Mar 2013Mar 2013Apr 29

Cross Examined

By the third mail, we had an argument...yeah like she didn't even finish introducing herself and she went off into her own little world, where she rul...
74690Mar 2013Mar 2013Apr 29

I've decided to be a white man

So how does the new look strike you?. I also have many brothers and sisters on here too, ..,The almightys mistake was making everyone different, if ev...
746310Jan 2013Jan 2013Apr 29

Black and White

Its Waitangi Day in Aotearoa....and its all about this document below. There is also a maori version written in our own language, and that is where t...
73970Feb 2013Feb 2013Apr 24

Unemployed...and loving it

What better life can one ask for, like you just got to wake up and you get paid, poor tax payers. We must be one of the few countrys left, where...
726140Jan 2013Jan 2013Apr 28

Like a Moth to a Flame

O my, an old flame returns from out of the blues, wanting to reinact the past, so I do and get burnt for the second time... How many times have I b...
713150Dec 2012Dec 201215 hrs ago

X-tremely backwards world

The world all went wrong when they began to wear shoes, in the begining, it took the people off the surface of the earth by about 2mm. They could sti...
713120Jan 2013Jan 2013Apr 18

Child Birth Video

The following footage is very grahic in nature and viewers discretion is advised... Well, do you think a video should have been placed here or do y...
69690Feb 2013Feb 20133 hrs ago

I want to kill the old me

I've spring cleaned my profile so many times, I've actualy lost count. Now I relise I have to delete my account to rid myself of any past comments, f...
68080Feb 2013Feb 2013Apr 27

Everybody has a bad hairday...now and again

Now I know, most men here on Cs, feel like a women. So allow me to show you the easy way to achieve this goal.
678200Jan 2013Jan 2013Apr 18

In Total Control

Very touchy subject today, you see I meet a girl that was all yes, yes, yes to eveything and then she said "NO!", so I stopped what I was doing and di...
677180Dec 2012Dec 201216 hrs ago

One world wide language - SMS Texing?

What ever you believe separated the languages and made us all drift off into our separate little groups is up to you, but what if we all spoke the sam...
65690Jan 2013Jan 2013May 1

Was up

My best friend has finally let me down, his pathic performance last night, cost me my dignity or hers. I don't know why, but it just lost interest an...
656140Feb 2013Feb 2013Apr 20

I'm no good with women

I'm better off on my own cause I get into trouble, I've been with women and it, well if you knew me, you would understand. I'm outa of love...:chee...
65570Feb 2013Feb 20137 hrs ago

Dying for a cigarette...

I've lost count of the people I know that have been diagnosed with cancer, then quit smoking, then died not long after that. Really, whats the point...
647160Jan 2013Jan 2013Apr 20

There's gonna be a bacon shortage, oneday!?!?

...and heres my reaction......
642100Feb 2013Feb 20137 hrs ago

Man O Man...

The backyards alive with birds again since the cat died. Oh well, how sad, what a pity and life rolls on.. Like almost everyone else in this...
635180Jan 2013Jan 2013Apr 28

Romance B.C

You women should count your lucky stars you were born in this era. I mean, a long, long time ago men used to capture their women from other villages a...
617160Feb 2013Feb 2013Apr 25

Fully Intoxicated

Was just in the neighbour hood and thought I would call in...Hi......
61360Jan 2013Jan 2013Apr 25

4 Minutes is all it takes to find a partner

Oh I am so exhausted after having to go though 17 dates in the one night, yes thats right 17 different women I managed to date in the one night and it...
608130Feb 2013Feb 2013Apr 20

Shorty

Like I said, I don't feel comfortable with you. I stand six foot one and you are 5ft nothing, and as skinny as a rake, I will spilt you in half, dumb...
607130Jan 2013Jan 2013Apr 18

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