Okay, the stray cats are gone, sooo
This is a gross story about cats, so to all cat lovers, DO NOT READ!...I think this is important, but your views may differ, I'm very sorry if it offends you, but you are warned, for the second time, so do not read on and exit now all cat lover.Okay, when I young, there were hundreds of stray cats roaming the streets at night and the ones you couldn't see, you could hear, screaming to the night...back then I had no idea what they were doing, but of course, I know now...
Anyway, heres my theory to what happened to them all, way back then there was not many takeaway shops around, but as I grew older, more and more of these shops began to appear and coincidentally??? the cats began to disappear...
My theory is reinforced by a news story that appeared many years ago, here in Nz, that a takeaway shop has been busted with, would you believe it, skinned cats, that were found hanging in their chiller...
Now I'm not going to mention the nationally of these shop owners, but can say, they will eat almost anything.
So if your at your favorite takeaway shop, pay close attention to the bone structure of your meal, I mean, know what you eat...like chicken ribs look very similar to those of a cat. Like with all those sauces in there, you can't really tell what the hell it is, unless your've studied the bone structure of a chicken...
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Poor horsey...
Very educational, my freezer you know...
PS.. another Big Storm Coming but this One sounds Like it means Business !!