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RE: WHICH CAME FIRST.....

that would explain to how the chickens knew i was on to them. why didnt i think of thatconfused oh well good obervation we could use you in S.P.O.R.F

RE: WHICH CAME FIRST.....

dont know which came first. all i know is that chickens are evil. they are trying to take over the world with the lobsters on flying purple hamsters. they use the color pink as a mind control device. we also know that the furbies are conected in this we just dont know how yet

RE: oslo

welcome back oslo wave applause

RE: Karoake!!

when you say nothing at all by allison kraus and union station

It's amazing how you can speak right to my heart.
Without sayin' a word you can light up the dark.
Try as I may I could never explain,
what I hear when you don't say a thing.

The smile on your face lets me know that you need me.
There's a truth in your eyes sayin' you'll never leave me.
The touch of your hand says you'll catch me if ever I fall.
You say it best, when you say nothin' at all.

All alone I can hear people talking about,
but when you hold me near you drown out the crowd.
Old Mr Webster could never define
what 's bein' said between your heart and mine.

The smile on your face lets me know that you need me.
There's a truth in your eyes sayin' you'll never leave me.
The touch of your hand says you'll catch me if ever I fall.
You say it best, when you say nothin' at all.

The smile on your face lets me know that you need me.
There's a truth in your eyes sayin' you'll never leave me.
The touch of your hand says you'll catch me if ever I fall.
You say it best, when you say nothin' at all.

RE: Country vs City

lived in the city my whole life and hate every min of it. i enjoy going up into the mts when i go camping. i'd take the country over the city any day of the week

why i want to move

virginia beach in general is a very nice place to live... if you dont mind tourists and traffic but every place has its bad side and thats where i happen to be the bad side.... there are very few here and i happened to find one

why i want to move

3 years ago there was a shooting a few houses down from me and someone was shot

2 years ago there was another shooting near the same spot a year ago but this time no one was hurt

later that summer there was another shooting were someone was killed this time near the mail boxes (..i have to walk to the mail box ya know the ones you need a key for)

that fall some kids of a gang that has ties with one in new york were arrested for killing an old lady ...that was at the end of my street

there was another raid this spring on a house near the end of my street and they found illegal alcohol and cocain

the house across the street from me the people there had an arguement with some people outside and guns were shown but not fired

well two nights ago there was a drive by on my street no one was hurt thank the goddess.

tonight there was a raid on a house across the street and down a little ways from me.

the houses near me get raided about every 6-8 months

i hear gun shots almost every night

and i believe there may be dog fights going on as well ... a few weeks ago i was almost attacked by two dogs running free but they got sidetraked and attacked a girls puppy that she was walking at the time ..the puppy was saved and only had a few stratches on him. i was walking my farrets at the time and thought they may come after me . i got outta there as fast as i could. the dogs around here are pit bulls and they are mean.

a few years ago my house was broken into and a computer was stolen
and some other electronics


needless to say i really want to move

RE: Tell us something........

i love to go camping but pitching up a tent in the dark is not as fun as it sounds....well the people with didnt think so i thought is was fun

Dear Ma and Pa:

(Now at Camp Pendleton, San Diego, Marine Corps Recruit Training)
Dear Ma and Pa:

I am well. Hope you are too. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer that the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.

I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay… practically nothing. Men got to shave but it’s not so bad… there’s warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie, and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you ’til noon when you get fed again. It’s no wonder these city boys can’t walk much.

We go on “route marches,” which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it’s not my place to tell him different. A “route march” is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.

The country is nice but awful flat. The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don’t bother you none.

This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don’t know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don’t move, and it ain’t shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don’t even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.

Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain’t like fighting with that ole bull at home. I’m about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake. I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I’m only 5'6? and 130 pounds and he’s 6'8? and near 300 pounds dry.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join up before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding on in.

Your loving daughter,
Alice

RE: HELTER SHELTER 12 DEDICATED TO MY FRIENDS :) YOU ALL ROCK!!

im always careful thats why i havent been shot yet ..that and everybody around here knows of the crazy people i hang out with and would definitly think twice before even considering hurting me. .. but the violence here is one reason im saving up to get outta here

dear wife/ dear husband letter

:MY DEAR WIFE:

During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.

I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.



The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:



54 times the sheets were clean

17 times it was too late

49 times you were too tired

20 times it was too hot

15 times you pretended to be sleep

22 times you had a headache

17 times you were afraid of waking the baby

16 times you said you were too sore

12 times it was the wrong time of the month

19 times you had to get up early

9 times you said weren't in the mood

7 times you were sunburned

6 times you were watching the late show

5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo

3 times you said the neighbors would hear us

9 times you said your mother would hear us



Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:



6 times you just laid there

8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling

4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with

7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished

1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move



KEEP READING.......



=====================================================



TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:



I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:



5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat

36 times you did not come home at all

21 times you didn't come with energy

33 times you came too soon

19 times you went soft before you got in

38 times you worked too late

10 times you got cramps in your toes

29 times you had to get up early to play golf

2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls

4 times you got it stuck in your zipper

3 times you had a cold and your nose was running

2 times you had a splinter in your finger

20 times you lost the motion after thinking about it all day

6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book

98 times you were too busy watching TV



Of the times we did get together:



The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.

I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"

The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.

RE: HELTER SHELTER 12 DEDICATED TO MY FRIENDS :) YOU ALL ROCK!!

with my mouth im surprised i havent been shot yet....

RE: HELTER SHELTER 12 DEDICATED TO MY FRIENDS :) YOU ALL ROCK!!

in most part yes it is not that common but were i live its wanna be thugs with guns. no one will dilever pizza and the like on my street for safty reasons

RE: HELTER SHELTER 12 DEDICATED TO MY FRIENDS :) YOU ALL ROCK!!

yea i know. if any place in va beach could ever be considered a hood its my neighborhood.....you can walk down my street and get high ..and i mean that literally

RE: HELTER SHELTER 12 DEDICATED TO MY FRIENDS :) YOU ALL ROCK!!

yea but it happes so often here . i dont think anyone was hurt though cause there was only one cop car and they left already. i'll know more about it in the morning.

RE: HELTER SHELTER 12 DEDICATED TO MY FRIENDS :) YOU ALL ROCK!!

there was another shooting on my street ..again dont know if any1 was hurt just know that i heard the shots fire

RE: HELTER SHELTER 12 DEDICATED TO MY FRIENDS :) YOU ALL ROCK!!

hey guess what

RE: HELTER SHELTER 12 DEDICATED TO MY FRIENDS :) YOU ALL ROCK!!

compared to the last few months yes better

RE: HELTER SHELTER 12 DEDICATED TO MY FRIENDS :) YOU ALL ROCK!!

i swear my younger sister is bi-polar

RE: HELTER SHELTER 12 DEDICATED TO MY FRIENDS :) YOU ALL ROCK!!

getting better

RE: HELTER SHELTER 12 DEDICATED TO MY FRIENDS :) YOU ALL ROCK!!

hey every1. how are yall doing??

RE: HELTER SHELTER 10 -Bodhi's Treasure Tower

thats kool applause wine

RE: HELTER SHELTER 10 -Bodhi's Treasure Tower

im all for freedom of speach and all that but saying untruths im not ok with. when confronted and proven wrong admit it and move on dont go preaching the same old lies and misunderstandings. some people will never learn doh techonology may have advanced over the years but most people i believe have not.

RE: Why dont guys moan? simple question just wondering

ive only met one guy who like to moan ....and yes i know what you mean

RE: HELTER SHELTER 10 -Bodhi's Treasure Tower

your not the only one. and some people will go on and on about something and not know what they are talking about . and what they are saying usually has a negative vibe in it. it makes it hard when others are trying to correct a negative image about something with other people preaching the same lies and misunderstandings about it. I am Wiccan I am a Witch and if you cant accept that I dont care.... maybe i should have said that to hillbilly the other night when we were going back and forth about it. she really needs to get her facts straight before she opens her mouth about it.

RE: HELTER SHELTER 10 -Bodhi's Treasure Tower

some people just refuse to except things outside of their belief systems. if it doesnt fit then they pass it off as some kind of joke or insult. they can be soo blinded by pride and belief that they refuse the truths right in front of them

RE: HELTER SHELTER 10 -Bodhi's Treasure Tower

because that would mean being mature and i dont think they know how to do that .....

RE: HELTER SHELTER 10 -Bodhi's Treasure Tower

i dont see the point in that ..maybe because i agreed with mylife ...you know there were things that hillbilly said in the witches thread that offended me and what no but i never reported her and i think i was being very nice considering how rude i thought she was being...some people are just soo childish

RE: HELTER SHELTER 10 -Bodhi's Treasure Tower

the sad part about that statement is that it is true

RE: HELTER SHELTER 10 -Bodhi's Treasure Tower

yes we will but will you be able to leave ramone alone long enough to??

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