I always wanted to come over and do the 'Clubs' ... when I was in my prime and never got around to it.. I don't want to go now... I don't want to look like the podgey old has been.. bouncing away in the Pasha.. hahaha
usually used to definine something commonly found in the toilet, a Claire is a type of dung common to the homosapien species and is usually that more slangly reffered to as 'the run's' or 'sloppy poo' a.k.a diarrhea
child: mum i don't feel too good...
mother: do you have a stomach ache?
child: yes... i just did a claire in the loo... it stunk!!!
RE: Heart attack
Ohh your daughter that was on my FB.. then vanished..Poor girl..