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RE: The elderly

I would buy them a computer & enrol them on CS ... that should keep them occupied for the majority of the day.professor laugh

Love is??

Maybe watching sports with you, ain't such a great idea doh help laugh

Love is??

You do have a point, but I'm sure you have to love yourself first, in order to love another person!dunno

Love is??

That sounds great, until I have to foot the bill for a new pair of stilettos doh laugh

Love is??

You just don't get my sarcasm, do you?confused

Love is??

Only if they don't fall asleep during the game, or tell you to stop shouting obscenities at that poor man in the black outfit!laugh

Love is??

The I haven't disappointed you.
dunno

Love is??

Compromise!
Wiping her tears on the sad bits, then she returns the favour, when my team loses the cup final.heart wings laugh

Love is??

You mean, the uglier & worse you become, the more they will love you?

confused

Love is??

Watching a horror movie together, then telling her to unhide her face from the pillow, when the scary bits are over!
What's your interpretation?teddybear

Due to the arctic weather....

That doesn't sound too offensivewow

Any woman who can cook & take my pet python for a daily stoll, is in !teddybear laugh

Due to the arctic weather....

Well, I suppose, if they don't have the ability to laugh at themselves, we have to do it for themlaugh conversing

Due to the arctic weather....

Out of interest, what cake did you bake?



dunno laugh

Due to the arctic weather....

I left the last word out deliberately, not to cause any offence to our American cousins.uh oh laugh

Due to the arctic weather....

Slay, or sleigh, isn't a word used often here in London, but thanks for pointing that out

confused laugh

As for the car thing, I done all my panic shopping yesterday, the problem is, I have to wait for my boot to defrost, before I can eat again.help laugh

Why would you join a international dating site..

It's not that easy in London dear.
It's been inundated with "strays & gays"laugh

Due to the arctic weather....

I must be more intelligent than most , if you're the first person who picked up on it!!professor

Talking of recent weather!
There are no cancelled football matches in the premiership today, yet the homecoming parade for our winter Olympians was cancelled, due to the adverse weather conditions!
The irony
doh laugh

Why would you join a international dating site..

You've been fortunate, but others with filter, may not be as lucky finding someone as local.
My point being, you can't rule anything out, where finding a potential partner is concerneddunno

Why would you join a international dating site..

You maybe missing a trick here!
Your Prince Charming may be located outside your perimeter, ready to relocate. You can't rule that out!scold wave

Why would you join a international dating site..

Is it normal to drink your body weight in beer?confused laugh

RE: Does Cs entertain u 24/7

Like a clown in a circus!

Due to the arctic weather....

I was on my way to work , when I got the call, telling me the school was closed. London was "business as usual", apart from a few train delays

RE: Is gun control the solution to these unspeakable tragedies?

I'll take muslims over Americans anyday.
You are the instigators of this mess, yet blame everyone else.

RE: Is gun control the solution to these unspeakable tragedies?

Are you still bitter about us being independent & not funding the rest of Europe ?

RE: Is gun control the solution to these unspeakable tragedies?

A few isolated incidents , doesn't merit every civilian to be armed like cowboys!
Come and see for yourself how civilised people live , without fear & no weapons!

Due to the arctic weather....

Who knows what you get up to on your daily six mile walk?dunno

RE: Is gun control the solution to these unspeakable tragedies?

Maybe if people were more educated, then guns wouldn't be needed to protect yourselves.
It works in othe parts of the civilised world!

RE: New Relationships

Well I saw in the news yesterday, that Ireland is a total shutdown.

Due to the arctic weather....

Have they closed the car parks as well?doh laugh

RE: New Relationships

What is it " pick on John day today"dunno

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