One2noteOne2note Forum Posts (7,606)

Back to basics

I remember my 9th grade teacher saying to me, " it's time to talk about the birds & the bees" , of which I replied, " what would you like to know"professor laugh

Back to basics

It's illegal to go bird watching without a mac & sunglasses, which I do t have available at this present time!cool

Back to basics

Where do babies come from?confused

Can any one explain to me ...

Ignorance is bliss, as they say dunno laugh

Can any one explain to me ...

I've been doing that for a while now.
It seems to have worked in recent weeks, having not been banned for a while now.
You get to know your audience & its best to stick to likeminded people..

However , she has upset a lot of people , who have been longstanding & respected members of the forums.

Can any one explain to me ...

Something Ali g those lines

doh sleep

Can any one explain to me ...

Of that , I have no doubthug

Can any one explain to me ...

We can't mention names on here, for obvious reasons, but have you read the book about the babushka & her little lap dog?

Can any one explain to me ...

Evil, or evil geniusprofessor laugh

Can any one explain to me ...

I don't think I merited that label, in fact, I think I would make a wonderful hasbuned!hug

Can any one explain to me ...

That's what I thought initially, but the "evil" bit baffled meconfused laugh

Can any one explain to me ...

Ot stems from a lack of humour on her part.. she take everything we post as gospel, then makes her own conclusions.

Can any one explain to me ...

Maybe it was meant as a compliment !

dunno laugh

Can any one explain to me ...

but why say valcher, when it's spelt vulture?

Can any one explain to me ...

That doesn't sound too promising.
I wonder what prompted that statement?
confused

Can any one explain to me ...

What a valcher is?
I've been accused of being one, an evil one at that.
So if anyone has a clue what the word mean, I would appreciate it , as it's not in the oxford dictionary?professor

RE: THE INABILITY TO BE ONESELF

That's fine!
I'll bring my own tea bag if you're gonna be that tight!dunno

RE: THE INABILITY TO BE ONESELF

Exactly, they trick you into thinking your gonna have a beverage & end up having their wicked way with you.
Women can be so manipulating!doh

RE: THE INABILITY TO BE ONESELF

I'd settle for a coffee, but I don't even get that choice either!

RE: THE INABILITY TO BE ONESELF

I love my tea too, but women never give me that option when they invite me to their home..wink laugh

RE: THE INABILITY TO BE ONESELF

Are we going shopping or something dunno

RE: Grandson on the way...

Now is not the time for creepy comments!scold

RE: THE INABILITY TO BE ONESELF

I have this uncontrollable urge to be nice, but my better judgement always gets the better of me!

RE: THE INABILITY TO BE ONESELF

I drink tea to be up with the cool crowd dancing

RE: Age differences.

Or mikeD12 , from the opposite end of the spectrum!

RE: THE INABILITY TO BE ONESELF

i would have to get blind drunk to date the majority of the forum women!

RE: Age differences.

Dude , with a face like yours, I'd take anything that's on offer!

RE: CONTACT ME

I told you many months ago she's a money grabbing ho.
You was insistent that it was true love but now that your head is out of the clouds, you've seen her for what she really is!

RE: can there be love after 45?

I'm looking forward to the day when me & the better half have matching mobility scootersconfused teddybear

RE: Education

Moustache trimming & plastic surgery ( specialist in nose reconstruction)

This is a list of forum posts created by One2note.

We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here