RillyNiceGuy Forum Posts (13,003)

RE: Prosecutor: Slain toddler said 'I love you' at end

Lighter thing!


A little girl was holding mommy's hand, walking across the parking lot at wal-mart. Now mommy is walking crooked while holding the little girls hand. it was so funny. Then the little girl runs over to an old woman getting out of a car and tells her a big long story in jibberish! Then crawled into the womans lap.....they had a good laugh and said goodbye.

Kids are a hoot and mommies are so pretty!

RE: Prosecutor: Slain toddler said 'I love you' at end

The baby's name was "Stormy"

RE: Prosecutor: Slain toddler said 'I love you' at end

Customers of mine whos parents we have know a long time. He took their new baby and used it like a baseball bat and beat the walls of the house. You see....he was pissed off. He is in prison now...but I hope some day, his new friends in prison know what he did. He may not last long after they do.

RE: Prosecutor: Slain toddler said 'I love you' at end

Its heart breaking! We must keep in mind that the smaller part gets all the press for the sake of ratings.

One day while walking, I saw a little boy with a big red plastic bat. His mother was throwing the ball to him. He would swing so hard that it turned him around and he fell down. She would run over and pick him up, brush off his pants and give him the bat. Then go and throw the ball again and the scene replayed over and over.

These things happen too! But the other should never be....ever.

RE: thank-you, Rilly

I have never minded acting the fool to bring a smile to people. I am glad my silly things make even one person smile and have a better moment. Thank You!

RE: What's The Weather Like In Your Area?

RE: What's The Weather Like In Your Area?

Its so cold here that I saw a blue jay sticking his worm in a cup of coffee to keep it warm.

Who is worse!

Grover or Big Bird?

Have you ever been down in the dumps?

I don't know why, I don't look like Lamont....I don't have a mustache.

Have you ever been down in the dumps?

When I was in school, they kids called us Sanford and Son.....that was Ok though.....I had money in my pocket when they did not.

Have you ever been down in the dumps?

Out of date snacks are just fine........ We sold lots of carpet too. Then my father bought it up from the mill....we had a house rented to put it in and a big room at the welding shop. We sold and even pulled out groups of threads and sold it for crochet yarn. We used carpet to pad funiture we recovered for people. The ladies loved it because when they chair wore out they had rugs. There is a big box of that yarn around in some of the junk even now.

Have you ever been down in the dumps?

Here there was a lot of useful things plowed under when I was a kid. often I will be driving across town and see vacuums and sewing machines....I have stopped and asked for them. The vacuum I have now was given to me....I unclooged it and use it at the store now. saved me about $50-$100 dollars. It is like new. Lots of good stuff thrown away others could use.

RE: Your two cents please

or hurry up and find a new woman in the same town. You have until march. You might even get lucky.....and she will fix dinner!

Have you ever been down in the dumps?

Did you find anything worth bring home while you were there?


When I was a kid, my grandfather and I would take a load of trash to the dump and bring back about as much coming home. Stuff like books, shop light bulbs that were still good, carpet, metals, wood and lumber, new packing boxes and pallets, all kinds of good stuff.

RE: New and curious

Welcome to the cave!

RE: WE MUST BECOME AWARE!!

I tell them quick! You get back home and take your cold back home with you. I don't need it! Were you born stupid or just got that way in the last day or two.

RE: WE MUST BECOME AWARE!!

and they say. 'I was home sick and got bored, so I came to visit for the day!'

RE: Valentines Day for unrequited love.

I were playin dump!

Why is it that no matter how good a person is their spouse.....

Well here I think it is the most favorite passtime.

Why is it that no matter how good a person is their spouse.....

Nope! I hear women and men cut down their others all the time. If they hate them so much....leave! I won't do it and will not have it done to me!

RE: Valentines Day for unrequited love.

Ya'll come up with some silly things to talk about! let me see if I got it. VD is the day for unrequited love. So normally if you make love...be quite and if you forget then re-quite yourselves....but since it is VD day...you can be real noisey and its ok because it is the Day for Un-re-quite-d love!! I think I am confused again! Where is a spell checker. (Not are witch type spell checker.)

RE: OBAMA Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ya'll don't talk about Obama rocks, Those are his private...privates.

RE: Are there Really any Good Guys Left on this Planet??

Nope! women have destroyed them all.

RE: WE MUST BECOME AWARE!!

The firing overhead of a shotgun toward cold bearing others works the best....Grandpa always said!

Why is it that no matter how good a person is their spouse.....

will belittle, low rate, judge them to others and to them. All the time they are needing to correct themselves. Why! Why should I not lock my heart forever and forget love.

RE: Darwin's Theory of Evolution

Creation and evolution are not in conflict. Is creation true....yes!. Is evolution true.....yes! Read your Bible! Both must be understood in proper context. Creationist err in understanding and evolutionist er in understanding. With proper understanding there is NO conflict between the two.

RE: 8 days and counting since my last cigarette.

As Zig Ziglar says...."Kissing someone who smokes is kinda like licking an ashtry!"

RE: Ladies lets talk makeup

Yup! cause sugar melts in the rain!

RE: Ladies lets talk makeup

Women spend lots on makeup and clothes in an effort to look pretty. They often forget the thing that makes them the most beautiful of all...........a sweet smile!



As far as make up goes.....the thing I hate is spirit gum to glue my clown nose on. It stinks!

RE: Ladies lets talk makeup

Some women when they cry......look like Alice Cooper!