RillyNiceGuy Forum Posts (13,003)

I dreamed I ate a real big marshmellow and........

I am afraid, because I hid my pistol under my pillow. If I ate my gun too, I am going to be shooting my mouth off all day!


But I am always shooting my mouth off.....besides it was only a water pistol anyhoo!

I dreamed I ate a real big marshmellow and........

I just drank a gallon of milk to wash it down!

I dreamed I ate a real big marshmellow and........

now I can't find my pillow!

RE: Why do I attract older men?

Cause we are dirty old men who still feel like dirty young men.

Just because a person is on a diet doesn't mean he can't admire the cheese cake......opps!......I mean the cup cakes!

RE: pls don't think that Chinese women only come for the greencard

its good to know I'm good for something!

RE: pls don't think that Chinese women only come for the greencard

She changed her name and then some guy picked up her old name. Thats what happened.

RE: pls don't think that Chinese women only come for the greencard

I guess so!

RE: Approaching people in public ?

"That was bad what happened to the place you work at! I have to go now....I'll tell you later!" (He will want to know and will watch for you next time!) sneaky!

RE: Approaching people in public ?

Another trick is to say something incorrect.

"That sure was a terrible fire on Texas street!" The person if they know will correct you. "That was on Pickle Street" (You play dumb!) "Near the school?" Now he will help you find out and give you directions! Then you are freinds by now. LOL ask open ended question. Tell a bit about yourself as you go.

("I thought that was near the school, I was so worried about my little boy that day. I could go pick him up and his dad. my ex, lives in another town. But I got a girl friend to check on him for me. i was really scared because I'm new in town and don't know many people yet!" "Have you lived here long?")

RE: Approaching people in public ?

Open ended questions can not be answered short. Like NO, yes,fine,ok,Birthday....etc.

Open end questions are like this.

"Please tell me why this place is so popular because I'm new in town." (he will have to talk and he knows you are single and available.)

"Excuse me! "Have you heard anymore about that terrible wreck that happened yesterday?" ( if he knows he will tell something and if not he wants to know about it.)

"A good conversationlist is one able to draw talk from others, not so much a talker themselves."

RE: Approaching people in public ?

You got mail!

RE: Approaching people in public ?

Learn common events! Ask open ended questions!


I'll show you!

RE: Approaching people in public ?

RE: Things that make me go hmmmmm...........

Well! Milk cows would go to the pasture to eat and play. Then at dusk or so they would come home to their safe stalls, barn and such and with utters needing to be robbed.

They do ....they are called tops!

They is anyone else doing something stupid....i think!

The real lemon in the dish soap is a lie....hold it up to the light.....no lemon! if it had real lemon juice...it would have pits in it.




one thing that made me go hmmmmmm was when that little bee that flew up my nose at summer camp one year!

RE: Hated and Disciminated!!!!

I'm gonna sue Walley World.....they discrimanted at me because I didn't have any money. I told them they shoulda posted a darn sign before I did all that shoppin and watsed my morning.

RE: Is there a better alternative than Internet Explorer ????

There is one called "Just pokin around." but it only works in Arkansas.

RE: Hated and Disciminated!!!!

RE: pls don't think that Chinese women only come for the greencard

Wut! It were just some good ole hillbilly joshing!

RE: pls don't think that Chinese women only come for the greencard

Messed up that joke!

Boy! do I feel American!

RE: pls don't think that Chinese women only come for the greencard

I had a friend who married a gal from New York. She was half Polish and half American. She married my friend because he told her should could get a green card!

RE: What do you want to be,,,when you grow up

I want to be a good husband and a good daddy.

RE: Behind every man is a smart woman.....

her eyes could get sore doing that!

RE: Behind every man is a smart woman.....

If she had better hobbies she could do somthing more productive that eye rolling.

RE: Behind every man is a smart woman.....

"Behind every successful man is a good woman."

So! if your man is broke, you need to make changes in yourself.






The meaning of the saying is this. A succesful man has behind him a good woman. This good woman helps her husband with sound practical ways. They work together to grow together in love, family, life and business. To be behind does not mean to be less, it is a supporting role by which the man can do what is his role from. They are a team equal, each with a role that supports the other.

RE: Behind every man is a smart woman.....

Behind each man is a smart woman, keeping her darn mouth shut.

I wish they made a drinking glass that did not leak.

No condensation!.......I mean...No Sweat!

RE: President Obama's new dress code... jacket on or jacket off

Me too!

I wish they made a drinking glass that did not leak.

Yup! but we are nice nuts!

I wish they made a drinking glass that did not leak.

But I'll waste a perfectly good cola and get my pants wet. What if i got someone else to do it would it still be called the same?

RE: Teleportation Is Real

Your right....i have been on my feet all day and did not like it either. I'll thunk about it!