Things that make me go hmmmmm........... ( Archived) (61)

Ok ok soooooo a few questions here.....

1. You know the aying "Till the cows come home"........ Well.....sigh......where do the cows go and when exactly are they coming home???

2. Why is there not a special name for the tops of our feet. I mean the bottoms have so many, the ball, the arch, the heel.....I am just sayin....

3. Who is "They"..........They say you shouldn't swim an hour after you eat, They say time heals all wounds........who is "They", where is the secret committe and why am I never invited to vote. I wanna vote..........cuz "they" is full ^%$& sometimes.

4. I noticed this the other day are the store......Rel lemon juic has artifical flavoring yet my dish soap has real lemon juice .............

What are the things that make you go Hmmmmmmmmmmmm????????

why not??

Nah...that's a silly ideas....let's talk about REALLY important stuff....like, how come we get hairier as we get older??.....it's these nose hairs of mine.....

We don't get hairy......it just shifts from spot to another

Interesting concept...you believe in a closed eco system of hair...it doesn't increase, it just shifts...
I believe in the hair equivalent of global warming....

Your nose hairs need less carbon do they.......interesting theory!

Ok, so answer me this....why do people go ballistic on health foods, they spend a fortune to make sure they're getting organic stuff, no trace of synthetic chemicals, they wash it, prepare it with organic olive oils etc.. blah blah....only to go outside after the meal to have a ciggie??....go figure...