dillydally Forum Posts (2,697)

RE: Mongo want to wish

Yeah ....... TO LEAVE .




Excuse me , Toolio , I hear death calling ........

RE: ''Friends with benefits''

Do mean like a subscription to Netflix , that kinda friend ?

RE: Mongo want to wish

You're such a tool

RE: Mongo want to wish

Let me grab my paddling pool and my baby oil , we can play WWE with No Rules! That's just hot man

RE: Mongo want to wish

I had plans of doing that tae you instead ........

RE: Mongo want to wish

Just a wee heads up General , if you get banned , you can thank me for that Reported , and every post putting down Raph again , will be reported . And I'll keep going till you learn your lesson .

RE: Mongo want to wish

Dear Mongo

I need a new daddy .......

RE: Would you like to be able to send voice recorded messages or chat on this site if possible ?

I need this on my page ......

RE: now, who's the real king of R&R?

Ahh , gotta go with Solomon Burke , or Muddy Waters , or Little Walter Shiver me timbers ....

RE: Did you ever purchase a prostitude ?

Go then ----

RE: Did you ever purchase a prostitude ?

Rip obviously had a voracious appetite ....... All that heat and warmth and blankets and pillows .......

RE: Did you ever purchase a prostitude ?

We'll not in about 6 months , so it anything , it should have all grown back by now ?! Am I right ?!

Stop playing hard to get ...... You're in my basement mind , no windows , no hope

RE: Did you ever purchase a prostitude ?

The dark net freaked me out a bit , not much frightens me except bathrooms and the dark , but that was an experience that I would not share with anyone .

Have you seen the vids on yt about dark net boxes they order ?! Creepy as!! Some are most obviously fake , but a few of my Patrons are in it for real and it gets way to close to home ..... Scary stuff man!

RE: Did you ever purchase a prostitude ?

Somebody's da just showed up

Who's missing a da ?! Come on own up , and then take him hame for gawds sake

RE: A united Ireland

KidatHeart he's Canadian too, he says a lot of Scots live his way , some have been there for years but haven't dropped the accent . I wonder if it's because yous have that lilt like we do ?!

RE: Did you ever purchase a prostitude ?

gimme a minute till I learn to breathe again .......

Ok , just pull my hair and get on it with it , I'm dancing on my knee's here like buckaroo

RE: Did you ever purchase a prostitude ?

Nope , I'm fresh out the box my dear , your the only one ...... I've only ever had an eye for you *flex*

RE: Did you ever purchase a prostitude ?

Serious question now , how's my gag reflex ?!

RE: Did you ever purchase a prostitude ?

I hope it's the one I'm watching Flex it for mammy

RE: is it rude...

After a fry up maybe , mind my bacons gotta be slapped a bit before I can eat it

RE: is it rude...

Is that a promise or just a crumb being thrown my way ?!

RE: Did you ever purchase a prostitude ?

Him . You mean him ?! . I paid him in laundry and meals , he was useless at everything so I manned him up , showed him the basics and then rode him like a rocket for 2 days ..... He was cabin crew , so cheerio dont come back soon ......

RE: on weather

Cant we just do normal stuff , like write our names in pee ?!

RE: Say Anything

I was bought a gift box of 1 pair for every day of the year at Xmas time , best thing I've ever received , and some are the size of band aids

RE: What kind of cell phone do you own

so off the cuff .......

RE: Psychiatric hospital

RE: Psychiatric hospital

RE: What kind of cell phone do you own

Thank you for that , I've already rooted , won't have a phone without doing that now that way I can get rid of the bloatware . I use discord for my needs , those guys are dead savvy but I can't give up Google , this is my second A series , I did the 50 last year and that was a total shock , so buggy and I can understand why . But it's the Bixi guy thing I can't seem to turn off ...... When he randomly goes , Hello , let me help you with that

So I haven't done any other phones , I'm a Samsung galaxy lassie through and through . I do all the beta programmes to keep up with coding and HTML coding which is now becoming difficult on Google as they refuse to let me copy links on the original browser , so I use Firefox Focus now and I've not switched back since . But I'd really like to design my own browser ....... One two I can switch windows on and small screen , I've yet to find a browser that switches seamlessly and I've yet to find a browser for split screening that doesn't warp the size of the screen dimensions .

Anyway this went on for a long ..... long long time but thank you for sharing I will try out data eye , I haven't heard of that one before so I'm downloading it now . Thank you again

RE: Say Anything

So my boy got a job today , full time , nightshift in a large hardware store . 1100 per month which is good for his age and that's after tax . He's going to struggle to start with as his muscle's are purely for the ladies wait till he's got to sort out a pallet of 3x3 unplained timber boards Poor sausage ,anyway . Right off the bat they want him trained on the forklift , he's not sure but I'm pushing him to say yes , it would be good if they trained him on all 3 machines and a waif ...... It's the bendy I'm interested in Dying for a shot .

Anyway we'll done tae my boy eh. Especially in regards to todays dilemmas

RE: Say Anything

Babe!!! How you doing today ?!

Anyway , I've got all 412 thongs packed , we ready ?!