*cough cough* I've been a burlesque dancer for going on 20 years now , I was in the local paper a few times about our club , I did a few pole dancing comps and won Miss uk pole dancer a few years back, a few times . So"officially" I hung my lettos up about 4 years ago and had a huge party to say cheerio . Now I'm a kissagram stag night agent , I've made this wee company myself too and thats us 9 years old . I rarely dance now myself like I said , unless at home and drunk but I do attend the more private functions to make sure everything is tickety boo and I've met some famous ...... eh , penises along the way .Lovely stuff , and the stories by jove!
Stage name DeeDee for obvious resons and thanks to those obvious reasons , I'm now minted .... ... is making mad money hand over fist
12345 once I caught a fish alive 678910 then I let him go again Why did you let him go ? Because it bit my finger so Which finger did it bite ? This little finger on my right
Uck wish I could add a video , I had 13 garden snails , all named and I had so much fun with them , I released them not 2 months ago but I've got vids . I've also had a pigeon hut . My own wee flock , my favourite wee guy was Malkie because he head butted everyone
I had 2 american bulldogs till last year when my boy finaly passed , they were my babies and now I dont want another dog because I couldnt cope with that love again. Now I've got the cat left, Frost , he was brought up with Noah & Chyna so he's really a dog instead .
I'm a wee tea genie , I like a cup every hour near enough , builder style unless it's earl gray or herbal then no milk , but I love a cream tea ,black loose, with a scone and the works!!!!! Heaven
I HATE mushrooms too Seth! and tomatoes or anything tomatoey based , like ketchup or salsa . I wouldn't class myself as picky but I suppose I might be to others . Honestly I hate most everyday veg's and I seem to like bitter and savoury rather than sweet ........ Saying that I like the smell of mushrooms and tomatoes .
It means if the fates determine it's for you , then no matter the turns you take in your path , it wont pass you by . If it's for you , you shall have it . But be careful , it's not always good things ......
This is ridiculous . I need milk , so I have to go out today , wish me luck , I've already got the fatboy in my bag so I'm going out like Xena but a scottish version .........
He didn't mean it in a bad way , it's became a wee joke between us nighters cause I talk a bit of pish at times and google can't translate it for them It's all fun and games , you will see soon enough when you ask me something
My scottishness strikes again , my problem is I type how I think and speak , if for instance you say to me get milk and I was typing , I'd type that in without knowing it my emails are always fun!
I was lying in bed last night minding my own businesses , when a beastie! Yes a beastie , landed on my chest , so I did 20 minutes of cardio at 4am this morn
I don't even notice them now , but now that I think about it , one wee group of people always seem to be around at the same time and they post threads in the same vein and act like Jehovah's witnesses to any outsiders ........ but who cares it's just people behind a keyboard , like you and I :) But with less pills
Honey , I'm home ........ said me to the cat when I entered another room as I work from home I also drink .......... I'm more productive in an alcoholic state , plus it's saturday and I dont have school in the morning . Not that I drink often I must point out , but when I do ...... Ooooh baby . I clean like a demon too , bleach!!! I love bleach , the cleaning bleach we use in the Uk , dont know if you foreigners have it , but it smells like pool water , only stronger ....... sometimes it burns your nose , but you get over that dead quickly and then it's just really fresh . Anyway , I'm home
Im dying inside for you D ,gorgeous dogs , my da has 2 himself . Sorry for your loss I myself had 2 american bulldogs , both passed away within a year of each other and I'm in the same boat as you the now!
RE: What's One Thing You Have Done?
I seen how you did that H!*cough cough* I've been a burlesque dancer for going on 20 years now , I was in the local paper a few times about our club , I did a few pole dancing comps and won Miss uk pole dancer a few years back, a few times . So"officially" I hung my lettos up about 4 years ago and had a huge party to say cheerio . Now I'm a kissagram stag night agent , I've made this wee company myself too and thats us 9 years old . I rarely dance now myself like I said , unless at home and drunk but I do attend the more private functions to make sure everything is tickety boo and I've met some famous ...... eh , penises along the way .Lovely stuff , and the stories by jove!
Stage name DeeDee for obvious resons and thanks to those obvious reasons , I'm now minted .... ... is making mad money hand over fist