RE: What's One Thing You Have Done?

I seen how you did that H! laugh


*cough cough* I've been a burlesque dancer for going on 20 years now , I was in the local paper a few times about our club , I did a few pole dancing comps and won Miss uk pole dancer a few years back, a few times . So"officially" I hung my lettos up about 4 years ago and had a huge party to say cheerio . Now I'm a kissagram stag night agent , I've made this wee company myself too and thats us 9 years old . I rarely dance now myself like I said , unless at home and drunk laugh but I do attend the more private functions to make sure everything is tickety boo and I've met some famous ...... eh , penises along the way laugh .Lovely stuff , and the stories by jove!

Stage name DeeDee for obvious resons laugh and thanks to those obvious reasons , I'm now minted .... ... is making mad money hand over fist laugh laugh

RE: ~ Animal Poems ~

I'm laughing but I don't know how to feel about this one laugh

RE: ~ Animal Poems ~

Soft kitty , warm kitty , little ball of fur .Happy kitty , sleepy kitty , purr purr purr laugh

RE: ~ Animal Poems ~

12345 once I caught a fish alive
678910 then I let him go again
Why did you let him go ?
Because it bit my finger so
Which finger did it bite ?
This little finger on my right laugh

RE: What is your favorite animal

Uck wish I could add a video , I had 13 garden snails , all named and I had so much fun with them , I released them not 2 months ago but I've got vids . I've also had a pigeon hut . My own wee flock , my favourite wee guy was Malkie because he head butted everyone laugh

I had 2 american bulldogs till last year when my boy finaly passed , they were my babies and now I dont want another dog because I couldnt cope with that love again. Now I've got the cat left, Frost , he was brought up with Noah & Chyna so he's really a dog instead .

Apologies for the the long read laugh

RE: Who do you love — with one scotch and a six pack of beer

My style of alcohol wine

RE: Tea / Coffee

I like the cold coffee drinks funny enough , but cant drink it hot ...... You're weird man laugh teddybear

RE: Tea / Coffee

When I can leave the house laugh then we will do the whole cream tea and brunch with delicate china and no elbows on the table laugh bouquet

RE: Tea / Coffee

I'm a wee tea genie , I like a cup every hour near enough , builder style unless it's earl gray or herbal then no milk , but I love a cream tea ,black loose, with a scone and the works!!!!! Heaven smitten

RE: What won't you eat?

I HATE mushrooms too Seth! and tomatoes or anything tomatoey based , like ketchup or salsa . I wouldn't class myself as picky but I suppose I might be to others . Honestly I hate most everyday veg's and I seem to like bitter and savoury rather than sweet ........ Saying that I like the smell of mushrooms and tomatoes .

RE: I heard this saying before...

It means if the fates determine it's for you , then no matter the turns you take in your path , it wont pass you by . If it's for you , you shall have it . But be careful , it's not always good things ......



drinking

RE: did you hear? I am not here

I'm neither here nor there drinking

RE: Say Anything

I need a translation , Alexa doesn't want to play , who is online and can understand keek , pm me laugh

RE: Say Anything

This is ridiculous . I need milk , so I have to go out today , wish me luck , I've already got the fatboy in my bag so I'm going out like Xena laugh but a scottish version .........

My fatboy
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RE: The only clique I want to belong to...

He didn't mean it in a bad way , it's became a wee joke between us nighters cause I talk a bit of pish at times and google can't translate it for them laugh It's all fun and games , you will see soon enough when you ask me something laugh

RE: The only clique I want to belong to...

laugh My scottishness strikes again , my problem is I type how I think and speak , if for instance you say to me get milk and I was typing , I'd type that in without knowing it laugh my emails are always fun!

RE: Say Anything

Being a pest laugh

Hello you bouquet

RE: Say Anything

laugh I know , I'm getting real tired asking Alexa to find out 'what the fu.ck is that thing' .........

RE: The only clique I want to belong to...

We'll I must be gay as he don't do nuthin but freak me out . You can keep him , gimme a weather man anyday of the week laugh

I'm going to google this a bit so I'm not just posting crap atcha laugh

RE: Say Anything

I was lying in bed last night minding my own businesses , when a beastie! Yes a beastie , landed on my chest , so I did 20 minutes of cardio at 4am this morn laugh

The culprit ....

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RE: The only clique I want to belong to...

The hair! He reminds me of the plastic headed action man in human size . What's his game anyway ?! Enlighten me bouquet

RE: Do clieques still excist on CS....?

I don't even notice them now , but now that I think about it , one wee group of people always seem to be around at the same time and they post threads in the same vein and act like Jehovah's witnesses to any outsiders ........ but who cares it's just people behind a keyboard , like you and I :) But with less pills laugh

RE: The only clique I want to belong to...

He just freaks me out , that laugh uh oh I dont even hear what he says , it's just scary words and laughs laugh


To the land of NOPE! laugh

RE: Say Anything

Honey , I'm home ........ said me to the cat when I entered another room as I work from home laugh I also drink .......... I'm more productive in an alcoholic state , plus it's saturday and I dont have school in the morning . Not that I drink often I must point out , but when I do ...... Ooooh baby . I clean like a demon too , bleach!!! I love bleach , the cleaning bleach we use in the Uk , dont know if you foreigners have it , but it smells like pool water , only stronger ....... sometimes it burns your nose , but you get over that dead quickly and then it's just really fresh . Anyway , I'm home laugh

RE: Say Anything

If you're frustrated and you know it clap your hands laugh


Time to go to work , nanight everyone bouquet kiss

RE: I Love _____

This one laugh you win the comments section bit for confusin the natives laugh

RE: Say Anything

Im dying inside for you D ,gorgeous dogs , my da has 2 himself . Sorry for your loss sad flower I myself had 2 american bulldogs , both passed away within a year of each other and I'm in the same boat as you the now!

RE: I Love _____

Scrap mine , I choose this answer instead laugh

Couldn't agree more ,Seth!bouquet

RE: I Love _____

I love it when someone makes 'me' a tea , it's a wee smile for the day :)

I really like sitting in front of a window feeling the god rays from the sun on my face applause

RE: I Love _____

I love this G applause bouquet

The title of the book please! Spotted that laugh

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