dillydally Forum Posts (2,697)

do you believe in the occults ?

it means you wish for more than friendship (if you have a friend you see in the eyes of a lover)

do you believe in the occults ?

14 years ago my nana gave me a book called "the complete book of fortune" it dates from 1936 and had never left her hands till she passed it to me ,she died 3 months later .we were all brought up with superstitions ,fate ,karma , my mother never approved but that didn't stop my nana . this was her life from palm reading ,to divination by dominoes and dice . you name it she studied it ,anyway the whole reason i started this thread was last night i had a dream (i wont say what it was tho) and this morning having remembered most of it i looked it up ,how many of you know that when we dream it means something important is happening in our life's ? each piece of information in our dream has a meaning and sometimes its the smallest thing that makes the biggest change . but its not just about dreams ...

for instance did you know that if you are itching on a certain place it means something ? or that if you bang your hand against wood it is a sign you will have a love affair ? this would take me to long to explain them all but im willing to answer your questions even if its just to prove my point . i have an old rhyme for you

ring on the first finger of the left hand ..... i want to be married
on the second finger ......... i prefer platonic friendship
on the third finger ...........i am engaged or married
on the fourth or little finger .......... i never intend to marry

ask away people if i can i shall answer .

RE: Housekeeping, describe your skill level....

number 1 unfortunately

RE: Blondes

i shall take that as a compliment ,all other witty remarks from here now are null and void ,so thank-you

RE: Blondes

thats what i meant but i made you look tho

RE: Blondes

and i thought we were friends its probably true tho as i have the personality of oatmeal (see profile for more details)

RE: Blondes

actually red heads do as said in a survey

RE: Thoughts for the Day

RE: WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD THE PERON ABOVE YOU AS UR FRIEND

creative aint ya

RE: WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD THE PERON ABOVE YOU AS UR FRIEND

sure thang g

RE: Why should I rate someone? or someone rate me???

as soon as i knew how too i turned my rating machine off ,the only ones you can rate are my funnies and sometimes they aint that funny

RE: Why should I rate someone? or someone rate me???

RE: Say Something To Anyone, Names Make It More Interesting, but Names Aren't Mandatory..........

afternoon crazy people its medication time so please form an orderly line

RE: Three Ladies in a Sauna

at the pair of you

the bar

Message From The Bar Staff

Please remember to order one drink at a time as we like to run backwards and forwards, it keeps us fit.

When ordering a round please make sure that you don't know what you want when you arrive at the bar. We like to stand and wait while you nip back & forth or shout across the room to find out, (although we do find that other customers who have been waiting for 1/2 an hour tend to start moaning, but hey, that's not your problem!)

Once you have received two drinks please take them back to your table and stay for a quick chat before coming back to pay. We'll still be waiting, we're not going anywhere and we appreciate the rest.

Always order stout last. We really want you to stand at the bar with all your other drinks while it settles, and are particularly pleased when we forget about it and have to be reminded to top it up.

Never put money in our hands. We like to pick it up off the bar, especially if it's all in change in a puddle of beer.

Never say please or thank you - the shock could bring on a heart attack.

Always wait until we have rung your round into the till before asking for crisps, nuts, snacks etc.

When requiring Ready Salted crisps please ensure that you ask for the full range of flavors available before asking for 'plain' - it helps us learn the stock.

If you have been waiting at the bar for at least two minutes please heckle us and tell us you have been there for 1/2 an hour - it keeps us on our toes as we have no concept of time.

Can we remind you that the bell is there just to make sure you are awake - we don't want you to come to the bar for last orders until two minutes past eleven when we have turned the lights off.

If not 'of the faith' when spotting the water jug on the bar please shout ' what's that, holy water?' - although we have heard it a million times before we never cease to find it hilarious.

When buying a pint for Tom, Colin etc. please don't ask them what they want - just tell us their name and point out where they're standing because we like to guess and get such a thrill when we get it right

RE: The daily update, chat and verbal exchange corner ... :-D

evening peeps xXx

Cop-speak Translated

While on routine patrol...
I was in the car because the coffee shop was closed.

The motorist was operating his vehicle in a reckless manner
He had a bumper sticker that said "SLOW DOWN-DON'T FEED THE PIGS"

The accident scene and the safety of the victims prevented this officer from doing traffic control
It was raining.

This officer went out-of-service to obtain intelligence information from a street informant.
It was too hot to ride in the car.

I observed the suspect acting in a suspicious manner...
The dirt-bag let go with an "Oink" as I walked by.

Knowing the suspect had a criminal history...
He puked on my uniform one night...

The informant is of known credibility and has provided reliable information in the past...
I've got two theft cases hanging over his head...

While being arrested, this subject resisted and was injured in the act...
He ripped my shirt and broke my new mirror sunglasses...

The motorist was cited for multiple traffic violations...
I wrote one citation for each swear-word he used...

Upon announcing my title and purpose, I heard a voice from inside the house say "Come in" so this writer entered through the door...
The rock music was so loud they wouldn't have heard Patton's army so I kicked in the door.

The members of the press at the scene were offered every courtesy within departmental policies...
I sent then to a nonexistent address which I called the "Command Post".

The Chief appeared at the scene and took command...
I sent him to the same address as the reporters.

I gave the motorist a verbal warning for speeding...
She was a good-looking blonde who owned a liquor store and who was free after my shift was over.

Further interview of the witness was impossible, due to conditions.
It was my bowling night...

The motorist eyes were glassy, he had slurred speech , was unsteady on his feet, and smelled strongly of an alcoholic beverage.
He was howling at the moon and trying to drive the car from the back seat.

Using only enough force to restrain the subject...
My favorite song is "Drop-kick me Jesus Through the Goal Post of Life"

The defendant asked this officer's advice on how to act before the judge at his arraignment...
I told him he didn't have the balls to call the judge the same name he called me.

RE: Men

i especially like the headless ones

RE: Dedicate a song to your crush(s)

hold on im coming ---> bruce springsteen


Don't you ever feel sad
Lean on me when times are bad
When the day comes and you're down
In a river of trouble and about to drown

Just hold on, I'm comin'
Hold on, I'm comin'

I'm goin' my way, your lover
If you get cold I'll be your cover
Don't have to worry 'cause I'm here
No need to suffer baby, I'm here

Cause hold on, I'm comin'
Hold on, I'm comin'
Hold on, I'm comin'
Hold on, I'm comin'

Reach out to me for satisfaction
Call my name now for quick reaction

Don't you ever feel sad
Lean on me when times are bad
When the day comes and you're down
In a river of trouble and about to drown

Just hold on, I'm comin'
Hold on, I'm comin'

Just hold on, I'm comin'
Hold on, I'm comin'

Just hold on, I'm comin'
Hold on, I'm comin'

RE: SUGGEST A GIFT FOR THE PERSON ABOVE U

a big d............oggy i was really gonna say ....... never mind

RE: Looking for Farley

im still waiting at the mailbox "butt" i wont wait long

RE: Looking for Farley

bums awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

RE: Looking for Farley

hello love did ya miss me ?

RE: Looking for Farley

awww are you turning soft on me ? lol i missed you lot i relly did ......... how sad back at you stress

RE: Looking for Farley

you have won a free caravan but you must collect it yourself (donkeys not included)

RE: Looking for Farley

hello you 2 im back from the lost and found section lol xXx

RE: Looking for Farley

hello peeps sorry to cause so much trouble but was having problems with my profile "again" but im back and stomping