are you available ?

take the hint then im trying to get you out .......................... i mean from under my bed ,not at all what you thought i meant laugh




no no no i just cant go there i have the whole night to get through laugh laugh tongue

are you available ?

you mistake me ,i meant to say ,you have been in the threads occasionally but not as much lately ,i hope your ok love sad flower

are you available ?

dont you get tired being under my bed ? laugh laugh

are you available ?

but the problem is half are taken and the other half dont see me laugh maybe i should wear a big alarm laugh


anywaaaay where the hell have you been mr ?wave

are you available ?

laugh if you had the bottle id be at your door as we speak hug il shall attempt this patience game and hope for the best for us all bouquet

are you available ?

remind me to buy a bottle of patience when im out shopping tomorrow laugh hug

RE: The Bar Is Open.......It Is Always Ladies Night........And it Is tueday Night So Lets Have Fun

sorry but had to be fashionable late laugh now wine please wave

are you available ?

btw what happened to your bar ? did you blow it up for the insurance ? laugh tongue

are you available ?

des lips bouquet

are you available ?

sorry love i didnt see you there laugh im algud ,hows you suga xXx

are you available ?

oh no i meant with me and my availability laugh anyway wave hi love bouquet

are you available ?

nothings changed since this morning laugh

RE: Why are near-perfect human beings like me so annoyingly hard to find?

rolling on the floor laughing

i can picture this little surprise ,may i suggest hypnosis ? it can come in quiet handy when you have an unwilling hostage/partner .

you may visit me in my boudoir later for some 1 to 1 lessons ,and i promise that i wont make any promises i cant keep nor will i take advantage of the fact that you already come armed with cuffs ................. i dont wrestle on tuesdays wink laugh

are you available ?

well duh laugh i may be blonde but im not a blonde know what i mean wink

RE: Why are near-perfect human beings like me so annoyingly hard to find?

i understand you dilemma but if i may point out something that may be of interest to you ?distance is no problem when you have (like i do) a jet pack ...................

perhaps you should give more details of these fertility rites before you cuff the ladies and drag them off ,as im sure they would appreciate your attentiveness if you were just a bit more gentle laugh

RE: Why are near-perfect human beings like me so annoyingly hard to find?

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well obviously i have to be impressive or my perfectionism would be flawed ,you know the old saying "flattery will get you everywhere ? well not with me ...................... no ,being naked will get you everywhere laugh i should just stop now ambrose as im too much for you laugh




can you tell what i need ? .................. yeah me too laugh

RE: Why are near-perfect human beings like me so annoyingly hard to find?

extracting myself from under your bed took longer than normal ,iv gave that "just out of bed look" a whole new meaning , now Mr godexiness can i have my clothes back ? this cupboard is droughty laugh tongue

RE: Why are near-perfect human beings like me so annoyingly hard to find?

I am that perfect god asks ME for advice laugh

RE: Why are near-perfect human beings like me so annoyingly hard to find?

sometimes good things come to those who wait .................... there is no need to wait any longer tho as im here cool

are you available ?

seee people this is what i want to see more of ,if you see someone in this thread you likey lickey say hi and pass a cheesy compliment like this guy did laugh no offense cj tongue

notice that i said "see" a lot ? dunno yeah me too laugh its just one of those days .................

are you available ?

dunno im assuming your not available as you have a man ?or am i wrong ,if so apologies xXx

are you available ?

congrats applause

are you available ?

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

are you available ?

ship you just broke half the c.s females hearts scold shame on you laugh

are you available ?

ooooooh sounds good BUT answer the question .................are you available ?laugh

are you available ?

laugh wave

are you available ?


ello chick wave applause

are you available ?

wave hello love xXx

are you available ?

laugh you do this flirty or this shimmy or if your really flirty show up at someones house like this detective detective

are you available ?

get your name down and let others know your available for flirting and more banana

and yes ........... im available laugh

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