RE: The Perfect Man

laugh laugh hi des love wave lips

RE: first love

isnt that called soup ?





laugh

RE: first love

yes love there is no need to say it .................... i will ,yes , im good laugh

RE: first love

how did you know i had 6 kids ?uh oh laugh

RE: first love

i dont take drugs thank you

laugh ya need to force them down my throat ,should i pretend im asleep ? laugh

RE: first love

way i see it love is like going food shopping

you squeeze a few fresh fruits to see if there ripe

you try on the odd pair of shoes /trousers

sometimes you wait in queues

once your done you cant wait to leave again

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RE: first love

they all say that ...................i went through 4 teeth whitener kits this year alone ,blood sure stains laugh

RE: first love

you meaning back door ? rolling on the floor laughing no ..... i really meant back door laugh

RE: first love

im so offended at that statement (i spat that out) .....................smart man your dad laugh now be nice or take heed ,i could and would eat you grin laugh

RE: first love

awwww heart beating

RE: first love

thats because i expect whoever to read my profile to also be able to read minds ,if you dont have that you dont pass stage 2 ,its all down hill from there laugh

dont get me wrong some have passed stage 2, but usually dont ever get past stage 3 laugh

RE: first love

dont know myself roll eyes hard to please ? who me ? ...........laugh

RE: first love

take your meds love and the voices will stop telling to you kill then laugh tongue



and just incase ,it was a joke laugh

RE: first love

it was just joke love ,no harm meant wine

RE: first love

bloody hell uh oh


erm does that mean you get a discount ? laugh

RE: first love

you get freakier the more i learn about you uh oh laugh

RE: first love

i dont want to think about a she all day laugh and to be honest i view food like that ,think of it all day ,and want to be with it all the time so does that count ? laugh tongue

RE: first love

well bloody send it then roll eyes tongue

RE: first love

laugh like when you stroke a cat ? laugh

RE: first love

never been in love yet ,so i ask how do you know when your in love ? dunno

RE: Deer Camp!!

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh loved it

the miserable gits and nag thread

sorry but the door is set to lock if anyone tries to leave as i mixed the nuts with magnets so you can get in but you cant leave ,the bathrooms over there at that plant pot laugh

the miserable gits and nag thread

my god applause honesty at last laugh


it took 3 bloody pages but it as worth it ,you just won yourself a sheep lady laugh bouquet
















(SHEEP DOES NOT INCLUDE BATTERIES) laugh tongue

the miserable gits and nag thread

yeah me bloody too confused i thought they all liked moaning and nagging too ? laugh

the miserable gits and nag thread

laugh a bit like jerry springer laugh

the miserable gits and nag thread

translation ? ok



pointing miserable git laugh rolling on the floor laughing tongue

the miserable gits and nag thread

where have all the other gits and nags disappeared too ?


people get your head out the oven you can do that later but right now you have an audience to entertain laugh yay

the miserable gits and nag thread

i have a home brewed wine in my wardrobe ,it may make you blind for a second but to me thats not such a bad thing laugh

the miserable gits and nag thread

you must have went to sunday school laugh wave

the miserable gits and nag thread

thats the point ,i want you to stop being good laugh start pointing fingers and let the truth out laugh bouquet

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