The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Dave because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept in the room with Dave and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Dave snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! "He said, "Man, that Dave shakes the roof. I watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said. They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Dave into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long.
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to a room. No one wanted to room with Dave because
he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make
one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted
to take turns.
The first guy slept in the room with Dave and comes to
breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his
eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to
you?" He said, "Dave snored so loudly, I just sat up and
watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the
morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all
blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You
look awful! "He said, "Man, that Dave shakes the roof.
I watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly
ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he
came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good
morning," he said. They couldn't believe it! They said,
"Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked
Dave into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and
watched me all night long.