RE: Does online dating really work?(for men)

3 in a row laugh

yeah ok i get ya roll eyes can i chase you another night tho im shattered laugh

RE: Does online dating really work?(for men)

hi love wave im fed up with dating rules laugh i like playing hard to get but this is pushing it roll eyes

RE: Does online dating really work?(for men)

:tut tut: please i was not looking for advice im looking for answers ,and saying that il explain my post a little clearer ,its not for lack of mail do i complain no its more the fact that i cant see the signs nor can i tell who is single and who isn't , i dont want to flirt with people whos interests lie at an-others door .i sound terrible right now laugh im tired and hungry but cant sleep nor eat .roll eyes

good luck on your search x

RE: Does online dating really work?(for men)

does that mean your flirting ? single ? laugh wear the sign please roll eyes

RE: are there ever any women online?!!!!!!!!!!!11

im a man trapped in a woman's body ,so when i say things like
2 minutes = im lying
il be on later = im lying
il mail you soon = im lying
yes im listening = im lying


so my point is even tho i look like a woman i will in fact behave like a man ,so my question to you mr is are you ever on-line ?















yes iv had a tad to drink roll eyes

RE: Why?

but why goats then ? laugh

RE: Why?

where ? roll eyes evening loves wave

RE: Would you Date the person above you ? (previous post)

well only if you promise to stand a bit closer to me .................... your awfully far away ,just a spec in the distance laugh

RE: ALL HONEST MEN AND WOMEN SIGN UP HERE

yes your right your 'not' as clever as me laugh see !....... i can be honest too yay

RE: Goodbye kitten

for you bouquet now i understand ,il mail you xXx

RE: What's ur favorite ice cream?

and i forgot to add ,if your very nice to my ice-cream van man or just give him 50p he will add tiny marshmallows to your vanilla ice-cream PLUS raspberry sauce smitten smitten

RE: What's ur favorite ice cream?

tutti fruity with the little pieces of stuff inside or cookies and cream by hd or any ben and jerrys ,or as i like to call it "ben and farleys" laugh

RE: What are you doing at the moment

aiming the air freshener at my cat Jeremiah's bum after the arm sized present he just left me in the cat loo ,and i tell you it dont smell like roses laugh

RE: Teenagers... (HOW do they make it to adulthood?)

i feel bad that im knocking the fun out of the thread but tough laugh


ok reason your angel sleeps so much teenagers and kids hitting puberty need more sleep than we do ,frankly they need at least 9 to 10 hours rather than the average 8 ,this is due to a few things


1)We now know that our need for sleep is not constant throughout life. We know that newborns sleep the majority of the time, day and night. Between 3 and 6 months of age, infants obtain most of their sleep at night supplemented by daytime naps. By age on1, most youngsters require 14 hours of sleep, the majority of which occurs at night supplemented by 2 daytime naps of 1 to 3 hours. By the age of 2, most children take only 1 nap and between the ages of 3 and 8 napping is generally discontinued. Five year old children typically require 11 hours of sleep per 24 hours. Between the ages of 9 and 10, children typically are able to maintain excellent daytime alertness with 9 to 10 hours of sleep per night.

2)Teenagers require more sleep, by 1 to 2 hours, than do their younger 9 and 10 year old siblings, yet most teenagers get 1 to 2 hours less. Teenagers are the sleepiest members of society .Often teenagers have difficulty falling asleep in the evening and difficulty awakening in the morning. There are at least two major reasons for this sleep pattern. It is commonly assumed that teenagers require less sleep than do their younger siblings when in fact teenagers require more sleep. Because of this, teenagers are frequently sleep deprived. To make matters even worse, teenagers typically don't get appropriately timed bright light as the following example illustrates.

>When Michael was 10 years old, he went to bed at 9 p.m. and awakened promptly at 6:30 a.m. to get ready for school. Michael did well in school and was a very responsible young man. Thus when he entered high school, his parents, thinking that he was now nearly an adult, allowed him to stay up until 10 p.m. on school nights and midnight on weekends. On Saturdays and Sundays he was allowed to sleep in and he usually awakened between 10 a.m. and noon when he went outside (in the bright sunlight) to do his chores. By Sunday night, he was unable to get to sleep at 10 p.m. and although he went to bed then he typically didn't fall asleep until midnight. It was very hard for him to get out of bed at 6 a.m. for school and he was often late. In the winter time he went to school in the dark. While in school, the rooms had only 200 to 400 lux of light. He went home after school at 1:30 p.m. in the bright mid-day light.



hope this helps love wave bouquet

RE: where is dilly dally

i just came across this laugh you guys are just super and yes most of you were right i just needed a head clear and a break from the visa applications sorry i mean "honest marriage proposals" rolling on the floor laughing best joke iv ever made
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anyway thanks you lot for wondering ,and yeah im okish now bouquet hug

gooseberry help

ok people thank you ,got my gal coming with me .so thanks for the help ,have a good day as im off now wave bouquet

gooseberry help

i already thought about this ,and to be honest it sounds more likely that i will ,now shoes help laugh

gooseberry help

laugh i cant as the painters and decorators are in so im in a terrible mood laugh

gooseberry help

laugh are you sure ?tongue just couldn't decide at all ,i normally go on my own but was advised i may want company ,so if i do take a date should it be male or female ?

gooseberry help

laugh hey you wave

im also thinking if he brings a date and i dont well il be going home early laugh but if he doesn't and i do ,il feel bad for him .this is too much hassle roll eyes

gooseberry help

hi people wave


ok need some help here ,tonight iv been invited to a meal with some close friends ,2 of my friends are bringing their new men ,1 is bringing a lady ,and the other man is gay .which then leaves me wondering should i take a dinner date or stick with the lone ranger ? (sorry i cant remember his name so il call him bob)

the idea is to have a meal a few drinks then head out dancing after ,but what if i dont take a date and then i turn into "the lone ranger" ? i dont want take a date and leave bob a gooseberry ,but on the other hand what if he leaves me ? i cannot look desperate tonight laugh



so people what do i do ?
take a date ?
or hope that bob keeps me company ?

p.s. im going out soon for shoes
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RE: autism... your opinions please.

ok first off ,great thread thumbs up



my brother ,19 years old,has asperges syndrome .he was first diagnosed with severe autism at age 3 and till this day he has the mentality of a 5 year old .he cannot speak but instead communicates by sounds ,he lives his life with flash cards and being supervised 24/7 .for the past 3 years he has been in a care home for autistic children due to his moods which then turns violent but only harms himself ,which to me is worse . he has his "comfort zones" which consist of 12 disney stuffed toys which he has had for years ,no one can touch them ,he places them in certain positions in certain places .he cant cross roads himself nor does he understand the meaning or value of money, but saying that he is an electronic genius .he can and will tamper with anything that has a plug .he takes fits which dont last long but when in his fit he spits out numbers at high speed and randomly .

only for the past 11 years have we truly started to understand asperges syndrome ,for instance it does not run in a family and each child has a 50/50 chance of having their own child with autism ,ADHD is also connected to autism ,usually with one you have a chance of the other .it begins in the womb but usually isn't seen or picked up on till later .

when richard was first diagnosed the shock near broke my parents and for the first 2 years received no help what so ever ,basically they were told to deal with it ,now tho my brother as i mentioned lives in a care home ,he receives first class treatment .he has a befriender and an 24/7 doctor on call ,finally he is happy.

what breaks my heart tho is he will never have or lead a full life ,he has no concept of daily life and even getting him dressed can turn into a "whole day" thing .but i love him like my own ,not a brother .


again great thread thumbs up thumbs up

RE: Ermm some of you may want to check your questions and answers on your Profiles..

rolling on the floor laughing you sure do get em gal laugh iv checked mine and all clear but i did get a lovely testimonial from you ,thankyou love bouquet i shall cherish it forever laugh

RE: what matters more: looks or personality?

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing i apologize people ,this is my friend sky she wanted to reply but forgot to add her name to the post ,so il say it for her .laugh no she wont make a profile either the stuck up moo laugh

RE: what matters more: looks or personality?

must look pleasing to the eye or i wont waste time ,a persons personality can be changed over time yes ? ,looks cant .i want to wake up 20 years down the line and still see my handsome lover smile at me and cause butterflys ,oh la la i love being in love heart beating

RE: what matters more: looks or personality?

if i dont know the person then looks matter to me at first ,but once the initial attraction has wore down then its all personality . so i agree with most of you thumbs up

going peacfully

thank you people you have all been so nice bouquet

RE: *Happy Birthday Luscious!*

sorry its late love but happy birthday cheering bouquet

RE: Its a name thang.

dillydally ,because i take forever to do anything laugh

going peacfully

thank you sad flower

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