Why are near-perfect human beings like me so annoyingly hard to find? (89)
Ambrose2007BFE, South Dakota USA67 Threads 10 Polls 8,881 Posts
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the rocks you live under are too heavy for most to lift my friend 
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BnaturAl: the rocks you live under are too heavy for most to lift my friend
I'd never even considered that, B! Thanks, brother!
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Ambrose2007: I'd never even considered that, B! Thanks, brother!
ummm ...of course it was metaphorical you unnerstan?
maybe you've been found and just havent been put where you belong....
I do that with my keys... 
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BnaturAl: ummm ...of course it was metaphorical you unnerstan? maybe you've been found and just havent been put where you belong.... I do that with my keys...
Okay, fair enough, but in all seriousness...have you noticed how few people have shown up here? There are just so depressingly few of us near-perfect types, is all I'm saying.
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well, we have yourself, Al and me Ambrose - i wonder who will show up next ------ This thread is Archived ------
I know exactly what you mean.
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Ambrose2007: Okay, fair enough, but in all seriousness...have you noticed how few people have shown up here? There are just so depressingly few of us near-perfect types, is all I'm saying.
Isn't everyone's definition of perfect different?
Hola!!
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Ambrose2007: Okay, fair enough, but in all seriousness...have you noticed how few people have shown up here? There are just so depressingly few of us near-perfect types, is all I'm saying.
I know
BUT;
human consciousness is not ruled by perfection but by wizardry, oh humble one..if we were to all show up at the same time, something resembling a neutron star explosion would occur...
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trish123: well, we have yourself, Al and me Ambrose - i wonder who will show up next
Thank Zeus, Trish. We "NPs" - so precious few of us - need desperately to stand up and be counted.
My heartfelt thanks to Trish, Bnatural, and Bodeling for having the courage to step forward and announce their greatness before the lynch mob that will surely soon be crying piteously for their blood. (Please feel free to take a place on the frontlines my dear paragons of perfection!
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Ambrose2007: Okay, fair enough, but in all seriousness...have you noticed how few people have shown up here? There are just so depressingly few of us near-perfect types, is all I'm saying.
Daaaang! I mean't to laugh at that..
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I wonder exactly the same thing Ambrose ... strange ..
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Claayer: Isn't everyone's definition of perfect different?
Hola!!
Hola!!
Let's not mince words, Claire. Admit that you are nearly perfect, please, and join us in this holy crusade of oneupwo/manship!
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Claayer: Daaaang! I mean't to laugh at that..
I'll take this one Ambrose ...
claayer
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Have you considered this?
Oh Lord It's Hard To Be Humble
Mac Davis
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better loking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I used to have a girlfriend
but she just couldn't compete
with all of these love starved women
who keep clamoring at my feet.
Well I prob'ly could find me another
but I guess they're all in awe of me.
Who cares, I never get lonesome
cause I treasure my own company.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I guess you could say I'm a loner,
a cowboy outlaw tough and proud.
I could have lots of friends if I want to
but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that I'm egotistical.
Hell, I don't even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the way that I
fill out my skin tight blue jeans.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
We're doing the best that we can
Oh Lord It's Hard To Be Humble
Mac Davis
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better loking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I used to have a girlfriend
but she just couldn't compete
with all of these love starved women
who keep clamoring at my feet.
Well I prob'ly could find me another
but I guess they're all in awe of me.
Who cares, I never get lonesome
cause I treasure my own company.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I guess you could say I'm a loner,
a cowboy outlaw tough and proud.
I could have lots of friends if I want to
but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that I'm egotistical.
Hell, I don't even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the way that I
fill out my skin tight blue jeans.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
We're doing the best that we can
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Ambrose2007: Let's not mince words, Claire. Admit that you are nearly perfect, please, and join us in this holy crusade of oneupwo/manship!
hahah I'm am nearly perfect for someone.. just gotta bloody find him first.
To most other people I'm a long way off.. haha
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Claayer: Daaaang! I mean't to laugh at that..
I'm glad you didn't, Claire. This is deadly serious - no laughing matter!
NEAR-PERFECT ONES OF THE WORLD UNITE (at your earliest convenience)!!
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Well I'm here and as damn near close to perfect as you're gonna find!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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