Why are near-perfect human beings like me so annoyingly hard to find? (89)
Dayyy-emmm!!!...do raccoons drink beer??....that's interesting!....Shucks, maybe we can set up a Raccoon Taste Test.....which beer would the raccoon take??...Budweiser or Blitz Weinhard??....
Davy Crockett dudn't knowed nothin' bout this!!....
Davy Crockett dudn't knowed nothin' bout this!!....
Ambrose2007: Good point, Trish. I should've written "Dionysus," damn it! (I know from the responses I get to my beer sacrifices that I place in outside bowls that He is more than real..(though sometimes he looks eerily like a drunken raccoon )
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gringa: ----> just sauntering in to check out the NP's of the C.S. world.
:::look around:::
Hola mi NP amigos.
The operative word here is Near ....and now that I'm in here, I'm near perfect people...so we're good, right?<----saunters out having enjoyed her moment near perfect human beings...can't figure out why Jeff thinks they're so annoyingly hard to find
:::look around:::
Hola mi NP amigos.
The operative word here is Near ....and now that I'm in here, I'm near perfect people...so we're good, right?<----saunters out having enjoyed her moment near perfect human beings...can't figure out why Jeff thinks they're so annoyingly hard to find
Thanks for favoring us, if only momentarily, with your near-perfection, Gringa!
I'm beginning to rethink my notion that we are so hard to find...but once found, what should we do with ourselves or to each other...?
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gringa: ----> just sauntering in to check out the NP's of the C.S. world.
:::look around:::
Hola mi NP amigos.
The operative word here is Near ....and now that I'm in here, I'm near perfect people...so we're good, right?<----saunters out having enjoyed her moment near perfect human beings...can't figure out why Jeff thinks they're so annoyingly hard to find
:::look around:::
Hola mi NP amigos.
The operative word here is Near ....and now that I'm in here, I'm near perfect people...so we're good, right?<----saunters out having enjoyed her moment near perfect human beings...can't figure out why Jeff thinks they're so annoyingly hard to find
Thanks for favoring us, if only momentarily, with your near-perfection, Gringa!
I'm beginning to rethink my notion that we are so hard to find...but once found, what should we do with ourselves or to each other...?
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gringa: ----> just sauntering in to check out the NP's of the C.S. world.
:::look around:::
Hola mi NP amigos.
The operative word here is Near ....and now that I'm in here, I'm near perfect people...so we're good, right?<----saunters out having enjoyed her moment near perfect human beings...can't figure out why Jeff thinks they're so annoyingly hard to find
:::look around:::
Hola mi NP amigos.
The operative word here is Near ....and now that I'm in here, I'm near perfect people...so we're good, right?<----saunters out having enjoyed her moment near perfect human beings...can't figure out why Jeff thinks they're so annoyingly hard to find
Thanks for favoring us, if only momentarily, with your near-perfection, Gringa!
I'm beginning to rethink my notion that we are so hard to find...but once found, what should we do with ourselves or to each other...?
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Ambrose2007: It took you long enough, my dear Ms. Demi-Perfection...were you dilly-dallying again??
extracting myself from under your bed took longer than normal ,iv gave that "just out of bed look" a whole new meaning , now Mr godexiness can i have my clothes back ? this cupboard is droughty
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dillydally: extracting myself from under your bed took longer than normal ,iv gave that "just out of bed look" a whole new meaning , now Mr godexiness can i have my clothes back ? this cupboard is droughty
I have to admit, from what I've seen, Dilly, your "just out from under the bed look" is pretty impressive!
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Ambrose2007: I'm beginning to rethink my notion that we are so hard to find...but once found, what should we do with ourselves or to each other...?
Aye, don't ask me, chico, my claim to fame is being near perfect people...(and then enjoying my non perfection
...me gusto mucho). But surely there is a perfect solution to your dilemma, ?no?
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Ambrose2007: I have to admit, from what I've seen, Dilly, your "just out from under the bed look" is pretty impressive!
well obviously i have to be impressive or my perfectionism would be flawed ,you know the old saying "flattery will get you everywhere ? well not with me ...................... no ,being naked will get you everywhere
i should just stop now ambrose as im too much for you can you tell what i need ? .................. yeah me too
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gringa: Aye, don't ask me, chico, my claim to fame is being near perfect people...(and then enjoying my non perfection
...me gusto mucho).
But surely there is a perfect solution to your dilemma, ?no?
...me gusto mucho).
But surely there is a perfect solution to your dilemma, ?no?
I surely hope so, Gringa, I surely hope so...but thus far the ladies who've been intimately exposed to the blazing light of my perfection have either gone insane, blind, or developed various forms of contagious diseases....
These problems constitute only a small part of the terrible cross I've had to bear...
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dillydally: well obviously i have to be impressive or my perfectionism would be flawed ,you know the old saying "flattery will get you everywhere ? well not with me ...................... no ,being naked will get you everywhere i should just stop now ambrose as im too much for you
can you tell what i need ? .................. yeah me too
can you tell what i need ? .................. yeah me too
T'is clear, my dear Dilly, t'is clear - you need to come to Badger and participate in my Dionysian fertility rites...thus far, I've been unable to attract any near-perfect females to participate in these holy ceremonies (they all seem too far away or proclaim fear of travel when invited
gg)...
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Ambrose2007: I surely hope so, Gringa, I surely hope so...but thus far the ladies who've been intimately exposed to the blazing light of my perfection have either gone insane, blind, or developed various forms of contagious diseases....
These problems constitute only a small part of the terrible cross I've had to bear...
These problems constitute only a small part of the terrible cross I've had to bear...
The price of perfection, chico. How's that workin' for you? And perfection is good, why? 
If you ask this non-perfect chica, I'd have to say the Perfectionism is a one word oxymoron...hmmm...am I right or am I right?:::saunter back out with a pseudo sense of perfection:::
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I have a human witness of my near-perfection!!!! It's on Gongmans profile!!!
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Is that a perfect laugh Prinny??????
.......... ...........................[ /quote]Is that a perfect laugh Prinny??????
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gringa: The price of perfection, chico. How's that workin' for you?
And perfection is good, why?
If you ask this non-perfect chica, I'd have to say the Perfectionism is a one word oxymoron...hmmm...am I right or am I right?
:::saunter back out with a pseudo sense of perfection:::
And perfection is good, why?
If you ask this non-perfect chica, I'd have to say the Perfectionism is a one word oxymoron...hmmm...am I right or am I right?
:::saunter back out with a pseudo sense of perfection:::
You know, Gringa...that was almost perfectly said!
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Hugz_n_Kissez: ......................... .......... ...........................[ /quote]Is that a perfect laugh Prinny??????
Hugsy...it's about time you showed up here...(I assume your slowness was due to my lack of toga-attire?
)You, to me, are the near-perfect incarnation of...mischievousness...
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Hugz_n_Kissez: ......................... .......... ...........................[ /quote]Is that a perfect laugh Prinny??????
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Ambrose2007:
Hugsy...it's about time you showed up here...(I assume your slowness was due to my lack of toga-attire?)
You, to me, are the near-perfect incarnation of...mischievousness...
Hugsy...it's about time you showed up here...(I assume your slowness was due to my lack of toga-attire?)
You, to me, are the near-perfect incarnation of...mischievousness...
I was here on the first page in all my perfection...You just missed me.....
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Ambrose2007: T'is clear, my dear Dilly, t'is clear - you need to come to Badger and participate in my Dionysian fertility rites...thus far, I've been unable to attract any near-perfect females to participate in these holy ceremonies (they all seem too far away or proclaim fear of travel when invited gg)...
i understand you dilemma but if i may point out something that may be of interest to you ?distance is no problem when you have (like i do) a jet pack ...................
perhaps you should give more details of these fertility rites before you cuff the ladies and drag them off ,as im sure they would appreciate your attentiveness if you were just a bit more gentle
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It took you long enough, my dear Ms. Demi-Perfection...were you dilly-dallying again??