Why are near-perfect human beings like me so annoyingly hard to find? (89)
trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 PostsFlowerOfTheSun: I have a human witness of my near-perfection!!!! It's on Gongmans profile!!!
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Hugz_n_Kissez: I was here on the first page in all my perfection...You just missed me.....
That's why I reluctantly admit I'm only semi-perfect, Hugsy...
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gypsykisses:
that was just me enjoying the words and the thread hunky
that was just me enjoying the words and the thread hunky
Gypsy! Hmmm...Michigan...not really so terribly far from South Dakota...
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FlowerOfTheSun: I have a human witness of my near-perfection!!!! It's on Gongmans profile!!!
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Ambrose2007:
That's why I reluctantly admit I'm only semi-perfect, Hugsy...
That's why I reluctantly admit I'm only semi-perfect, Hugsy...
Well that's ok...NOT everybody can be as perfect as me...It's understandable.....
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Hugz_n_Kissez: Well that's ok...NOT everybody can be as perfect as me...It's understandable.....
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Excuse me, can you direct me to the thread for *perfect* human beings?
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Ambrose2007:
Gypsy! Hmmm...Michigan...not really so terribly far from South Dakota...
Gypsy! Hmmm...Michigan...not really so terribly far from South Dakota...
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Ambrose2007: You know, Gringa...that was almost perfectly said!
Why thank you, amigo....WAIT just one cotton-pickin' minute...are you trying to recruit me into your band of perfects, chico!? 
Hurumph...I'm too perfectly non perfect to be fooled by your perfect flattery you, you, you, so good, not down, egg suckin' biscuit eater, you!:::fixes collar and hopes she wasn't too harsh to the poor, but perfect, chico:::
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GrammarGirl: Excuse me, can you direct me to the thread for *perfect* human beings?
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Well this is the near perfect thread...but some of us are closer than others.....
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dillydally: i understand you dilemma but if i may point out something that may be of interest to you ?distance is no problem when you have (like i do) a jet pack ...................
perhaps you should give more details of these fertility rites before you cuff the ladies and drag them off ,as im sure they would appreciate your attentiveness if you were just a bit more gentle
perhaps you should give more details of these fertility rites before you cuff the ladies and drag them off ,as im sure they would appreciate your attentiveness if you were just a bit more gentle
I've found, Dilly, that sometimes a little surprise is a good thing (well, in my case, a *necessary* thing
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Ambrose2007: I've found, Dilly, that sometimes a little surprise is a good thing (well, in my case, a *necessary* thing ). Like decorating the cuffs with pretty little flowers so the ladies don't mind when I lock them on their wrists...at least not at first.
i can picture this little surprise ,may i suggest hypnosis ? it can come in quiet handy when you have an unwilling hostage/partner .
you may visit me in my boudoir later for some 1 to 1 lessons ,and i promise that i wont make any promises i cant keep nor will i take advantage of the fact that you already come armed with cuffs ................. i dont wrestle on tuesdays
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Ambrose!!!!!!!
There are soooooooo many near perfect females on this site!!
Which is the reason it is sooooooo frustrating for mere mortals such as I!!!
There are soooooooo many near perfect females on this site!!
Which is the reason it is sooooooo frustrating for mere mortals such as I!!!
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GrammarGirl: Excuse me, can you direct me to the thread for *perfect* human beings?
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You may have to start that one all by your lonely, GG (and you'll, of course, be the only member
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trish123: Oh Lord It's Hard To Be Humble
Mac Davis
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better loking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man/ woman.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I used to have a girlfriend/boyfriend
but she/he just couldn't compete
with all of these love starved women/men
who keep clamoring at my feet.
Well I prob'ly could find me another
but I guess they're all in awe of me.
Who cares, I never get lonesome
cause I treasure my own company.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man/woman.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I guess you could say I'm a loner,
a cowboy outlaw tough and proud.
I could have lots of friends if I want to
but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that I'm egotistical.
Hell, I don't even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the way that I
fill out my skin tight blue jeans.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man/woman.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
We're doing the best that we can
Thanks Conrad - just thought Id add a touch of pc
wont touch the Lord bit though, wouldnt want to be upsetting people
Mac Davis
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better loking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man/ woman.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I used to have a girlfriend/boyfriend
but she/he just couldn't compete
with all of these love starved women/men
who keep clamoring at my feet.
Well I prob'ly could find me another
but I guess they're all in awe of me.
Who cares, I never get lonesome
cause I treasure my own company.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man/woman.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I guess you could say I'm a loner,
a cowboy outlaw tough and proud.
I could have lots of friends if I want to
but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that I'm egotistical.
Hell, I don't even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the way that I
fill out my skin tight blue jeans.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man/woman.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
We're doing the best that we can
Thanks Conrad - just thought Id add a touch of pc
wont touch the Lord bit though, wouldnt want to be upsetting people
*******use any Lord!!!!!!
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gringa: Why thank you, amigo....WAIT just one cotton-pickin' minute...are you trying to recruit me into your band of perfects, chico!?
Hurumph...I'm too perfectly non perfect to be fooled by your perfect flattery you, you, you, so good, not down, egg suckin' biscuit eater, you!
:::fixes collar and hopes she wasn't too harsh to the poor, but perfect , chico:::
Hurumph...I'm too perfectly non perfect to be fooled by your perfect flattery you, you, you, so good, not down, egg suckin' biscuit eater, you!
:::fixes collar and hopes she wasn't too harsh to the poor, but perfect , chico:::
Almost had you, Gringa, admit it...almost made you one of the "fold" (I like to think of US as the "Unchosen Ones").
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GrammarGirl: Excuse me, can you direct me to the thread for *perfect* human beings?
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hahahaa,
you are not hard to find, i keep bumping onto you around here,
you are not hard to find, i keep bumping onto you around here,
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I used to be perfect.
Then, I was born!!!!
Then, I was born!!!!
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