Why are near-perfect human beings like me so annoyingly hard to find? (89)
Conrad73: Have you considered this?
Oh Lord It's Hard To Be Humble
Mac Davis
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better loking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I used to have a girlfriend
but she just couldn't compete
with all of these love starved women
who keep clamoring at my feet.
Well I prob'ly could find me another
but I guess they're all in awe of me.
Who cares, I never get lonesome
cause I treasure my own company.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I guess you could say I'm a loner,
a cowboy outlaw tough and proud.
I could have lots of friends if I want to
but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that I'm egotistical.
Hell, I don't even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the way that I
fill out my skin tight blue jeans.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
We're doing the best that we can
Oh Lord It's Hard To Be Humble
Mac Davis
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better loking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I used to have a girlfriend
but she just couldn't compete
with all of these love starved women
who keep clamoring at my feet.
Well I prob'ly could find me another
but I guess they're all in awe of me.
Who cares, I never get lonesome
cause I treasure my own company.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I guess you could say I'm a loner,
a cowboy outlaw tough and proud.
I could have lots of friends if I want to
but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that I'm egotistical.
Hell, I don't even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the way that I
fill out my skin tight blue jeans.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
We're doing the best that we can
Hmmm...well, I can understand Mac's torment, Conrad, but you see, that's just what I'm trying to avoid here. I want people to proudly proclaim their semi-perfection without all the angst, you know?
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Claire...I would've gone for you bigtime if you had been a little less reclusive and introspective....get out of your shell a bit girl!!!...
Claayer: hahah I'm am nearly perfect for someone.. just gotta bloody find him first.
To most other people I'm a long way off.. haha
To most other people I'm a long way off.. haha
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Ambrose2007: Thank Zeus, Trish. We "NPs" - so precious few of us - need desperately to stand up and be counted.
My heartfelt thanks to Trish, Bnatural, and Bodeling for having the courage to step forward and announce their greatness before the lynch mob that will surely soon be crying piteously for their blood. (Please feel free to take a place on the frontlines my dear paragons of perfection!)
My heartfelt thanks to Trish, Bnatural, and Bodeling for having the courage to step forward and announce their greatness before the lynch mob that will surely soon be crying piteously for their blood. (Please feel free to take a place on the frontlines my dear paragons of perfection!)
trish whispers to Ambrose.............. Zeus is imaginary
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Lagoona22: Claire...I would've gone for you bigtime if you had been a little less reclusive and introspective....get out of your shell a bit girl!!!...
haha actually you hit the nail on the head the first time..
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riyablossom: I wonder exactly the same thing Ambrose ... strange ..
You're a perfect example of the near-perfection I had in mind, Riya. Now if I can only get you to step out of the shadows into the holy light of self-adulation!!
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Ambrose2007: You're a perfect example of the near-perfection I had in mind, Riya. Now if I can only get you to step out of the shadows into the holy light of self-adulation!!
:hmm: hmmmmmmmmmm .........
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riyablossom: :hmm: hmmmmmmmmmm .........
hahah Riya I keep wondering who that is..
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sometimes good things come to those who wait .................... there is no need to wait any longer tho as im here 
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Oh Lord It's Hard To Be Humble
Mac Davis
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better loking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man/ woman.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I used to have a girlfriend/boyfriend
but she/he just couldn't compete
with all of these love starved women/men
who keep clamoring at my feet.
Well I prob'ly could find me another
but I guess they're all in awe of me.
Who cares, I never get lonesome
cause I treasure my own company.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man/woman.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I guess you could say I'm a loner,
a cowboy outlaw tough and proud.
I could have lots of friends if I want to
but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that I'm egotistical.
Hell, I don't even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the way that I
fill out my skin tight blue jeans.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man/woman.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
We're doing the best that we can
Thanks Conrad - just thought Id add a touch of pc
wont touch the Lord bit though, wouldnt want to be upsetting people
Mac Davis
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better loking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man/ woman.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I used to have a girlfriend/boyfriend
but she/he just couldn't compete
with all of these love starved women/men
who keep clamoring at my feet.
Well I prob'ly could find me another
but I guess they're all in awe of me.
Who cares, I never get lonesome
cause I treasure my own company.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man/woman.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I guess you could say I'm a loner,
a cowboy outlaw tough and proud.
I could have lots of friends if I want to
but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that I'm egotistical.
Hell, I don't even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the way that I
fill out my skin tight blue jeans.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man/woman.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
We're doing the best that we can
Thanks Conrad - just thought Id add a touch of pc wont touch the Lord bit though, wouldnt want to be upsetting people
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dillydally: sometimes good things come to those who wait .................... there is no need to wait any longer tho as im here
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----> just sauntering in to check out the NP's of the C.S. world.
:::look around:::
Hola mi NP amigos.
The operative word here is Near....and now that I'm in here, I'm near perfect people...so we're good, right?
<----saunters out having enjoyed her moment near perfect human beings...can't figure out why Jeff thinks they're so annoyingly hard to find
:::look around:::
Hola mi NP amigos. The operative word here is Near....and now that I'm in here, I'm near perfect people...so we're good, right?
<----saunters out having enjoyed her moment near perfect human beings...can't figure out why Jeff thinks they're so annoyingly hard to find
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dillydally: sometimes good things come to those who wait .................... there is no need to wait any longer tho as im here
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BnaturAl: bone fide member ...
<------ coffee & cakes lady...
::wheels trolley off:::
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I am that perfect god asks ME for advice
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Claayer: hahah Riya I keep wondering who that is..
guess what .. me too ..
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trish123: trish whispers to Ambrose.............. Zeus is imaginary
Good point, Trish. I should've written "Dionysus," damn it! (I know from the responses I get to my beer sacrifices that I place in outside bowls that He is more than real..(though sometimes he looks eerily like a drunken raccoon
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dillydally: I am that perfect god asks ME for advice
From what I've seen, He certainly could use some good advice, Dilly!
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<<------ all prepared for classes. 
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BnaturAl: bone fide member ...
bona --- of course the bone thing was an intended fascitious implant... errr I mean mistake ...
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