dillydally Forum Posts (2,697)

RE: I am tired of being patient..so can I just stop?

Patience ? I have zero so yeah know what you mean

RE: How was your weekend?

oh and congrats on the wins

RE: Ladies......

did and still do teach my boy that old fashioned ways and romance go a long way . Love old romance

RE: A Movie quote, that sums you up...........

RE: A Movie quote, that sums you up...........

Hi stranger ,long time no see . You thankyou . Enjoy that nap

RE: A Movie quote, that sums you up...........

There can be only 1 ~ Connor, Highlander

RE: A Movie quote, that sums you up...........

Cannonball ! ~ Anchor Man

RE: Has this ever happened to you?

That word infatuation ,thats the problem for me right there .

RE: Is the word respect . . . . and practice of it

Respect must be earned but I also respect my elders and strangers . Sometimes good manners go a long way ,it doesnt cost anyone to be polite .

RE: well, who knew?

Good luck

RE: I am single because...

Ok ,then I apologise for being rude and assuming .

RE: I am single because...

I really wish you would not reply to my posts nor be cheeky . You dont know me yet in so many days your little comments directed to me have been rude . Yes ,I do find you rude so leave off yeah mate !

RE: I am single because...

Single because I dont have time ,It would be unfair on the man . Id also like to add that some of the posts are heartbreaking . No one is too ugly/fat/ or whatever you come up with to find love

RE: I am single because...

Single because I dont have time ,It would be unfair on the man . Id also like to add that some of the posts are heartbreaking . No one is too ugly/fat/ or whatever you come up witg to find love

RE: how many of u really mind if ppl hate u?

dont push it sunshine

RE: Do you tell your real life friends that you're in a dating site?

Who in my life doesnt know Im here ..... I told them all when I joined ,got some stick but they think it keeps me out of trouble

RE: how many of u really mind if ppl hate u?

Dont really give a damn ,Its their problem not mine . But I hate being judged by people who dont me and the ones who say 'I know you / what your like' cannot stand people like that .

RE: Who's The Stuipidest???????........

Its definitely gotta be Peter .Homers cute funny .... but Peter is just stupid without the funny or cute .

RE: anybody want to be a cowboy ?

Jeepers ! wheres my dog ?!

RE: Someone tell a joke.....

30 Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Guy



1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.....
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality..
30. I guess this makes me the early bird

cracked me up

RE: Someone tell a joke.....

last one ................ for now

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday
morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched
in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome
of men playing the next hole.

Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately
clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the
ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.



The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began
to apologize. She explained that she was a physical
therapist: 'Please allow me to help. I'm a physical
therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd
allow me', she told him earnestly.

Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be allright...I'll be fine in
a few minutes, he replied breathlessly as he remained
in the fetal position still clasping his hands together
at his crotch.

But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help
him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to
the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands
inside and began to massage him. She then asked him:
How does that feel? To which he replied: It feels
great, but my thumb still hurts like hell.

RE: Someone tell a joke.....

Desmooooond Hallo darlin



for you .

In a house in, New Jersey, say, the doorbell rings. The Madame (it's one of those houses) comes to the door and answers it. There is a man with no arms and no legs on the doorstep. 'What do you want?' she asks.

'I want a woman,' he says.

'A woman? You don't have any arms or legs. What are you going to do with a woman?'

'I rang the doorbell, didn't I?'

RE: Moments when you're proud of your kids.

Awww you guys


My boy turns 11 on the 13th of this month ,Im so proud of him for being who he is .11 going on 35 Never fails to tell me he loves me ,even when I call him on his phone and he's with his friends he will tell me he loves me .That and Im coo coo


For our babies

RE: If you could have your favourite drink

Hmmm ......... either Glenfiddich - Remy Martin or Chivas Regal .Place would be London ,with my Aunt Maggie watching the boats pass on her balcony

The stray dog

I hate animal cruelty ........well any cruelty of any kind but 9 times out of 10 an animal wont fight back .Im glad to hear he's in a safe environment now

The stray dog

In most cases no , unless the animal has maimed .The animal will be put on the 'dangerous dog list' and then rehabilitated if possible .If It was found to be a false claim ,the dog will be removed and either sent to the correct place to re-home or retire .


Thinking the wee guy should be sound asleep by now .

The stray dog

eua de pee

The stray dog

They are actually American Bulldogs .


Not here in the UK they dont .So deal with it .

And If I could Id re-home them all ,instead I send money to charities that actually 'visit' these countries to help .

2 more words for you .Piss off

The stray dog

Iv never had my pets commented on before ........ well not the cats anyway so I only have a pic of Lilly up and the dogs .But Im desperate to show my babies off so Il put up some pics .


Names .
Sparrow (jet black ,cant see him in the camera) yoshi (silver) rocky (grey tiger) lilly (gold tiger) frost (as long as a Persian and gray) .


Thank you for the compliment ,but after having a cat that ran away a few years ago I feel that Im the lucky one cause they wanna stay .............. thats what tins of pilchards do

The stray dog

God Id take them all I always wanted a farm for that reason but Id be damned If id milk cows or what not .Do you get them following you too ? we must wear the same perfume