~ Animal Poems ~ (13)
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My cat knows karate.
My frog knows kung fu.
My poodle knows judo.
My turtle does too.
They all became black belts
by watching TV;
some Chuck Norris movies,
and films with Bruce Lee.
They liked learning lessons
from Jean-Claude Van Damme,
and acting like action-film star
Jackie Chan.
They practiced their punches,
their blocks, and their kicks
until they were masters
of martial arts tricks.
You’d think they’d be good now
at guarding our house,
but, yesterday morning,
they ran from my mouse.
My mouse is a crack-up.
I laughed at his prank.
Do you think it’s weird that
my mouse drives a tank?
My frog knows kung fu.
My poodle knows judo.
My turtle does too.
They all became black belts
by watching TV;
some Chuck Norris movies,
and films with Bruce Lee.
They liked learning lessons
from Jean-Claude Van Damme,
and acting like action-film star
Jackie Chan.
They practiced their punches,
their blocks, and their kicks
until they were masters
of martial arts tricks.
You’d think they’d be good now
at guarding our house,
but, yesterday morning,
they ran from my mouse.
My mouse is a crack-up.
I laughed at his prank.
Do you think it’s weird that
my mouse drives a tank?
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Ode To Spot by Lt. Cmdr. Data
Felis Catus
is your taxonomic nomenclature
An endothermic quadruped
carniverous by nature
Your visual, olfactory,
and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills
and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued
by your sub-vocal oscillations
A singular development
of cat communications
That obviates your
basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur
to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential
for your acrobatic talents
You would not be so agile
if you lacked its counterbalance
And when not being utilized
to aid in locomotion
It often serves to illustrate
the state of your emotion
Oh Spot,
e complex levels of behavior you display
Denote a fairly well developed cognitive array
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
Felis Catus
is your taxonomic nomenclature
An endothermic quadruped
carniverous by nature
Your visual, olfactory,
and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills
and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued
by your sub-vocal oscillations
A singular development
of cat communications
That obviates your
basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur
to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential
for your acrobatic talents
You would not be so agile
if you lacked its counterbalance
And when not being utilized
to aid in locomotion
It often serves to illustrate
the state of your emotion
Oh Spot,
e complex levels of behavior you display
Denote a fairly well developed cognitive array
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
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12345 once I caught a fish alive
678910 then I let him go again
Why did you let him go ?
Because it bit my finger so
Which finger did it bite ?
This little finger on my right
678910 then I let him go again
Why did you let him go ?
Because it bit my finger so
Which finger did it bite ?
This little finger on my right
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Soft kitty , warm kitty , little ball of fur .Happy kitty , sleepy kitty , purr purr purr
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My wife she is a pig
My wife, she is a swine
But no matter how filthy she is
I know that she is mine.
My wife, she is a swine
But no matter how filthy she is
I know that she is mine.
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PeKaatje: My wife she is a pig
My wife, she is a swine
But no matter how filthy she is
I know that she is mine.
I'm laughing but I don't know how to feel about this one My wife, she is a swine
But no matter how filthy she is
I know that she is mine.
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I have two cats
ones Harley and ones jazz
harls a nervous nelly
and jazz has no flight
one runs and hides
and the other rips your hide......
ones Harley and ones jazz
harls a nervous nelly
and jazz has no flight
one runs and hides
and the other rips your hide......
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dillydally: Soft kitty , warm kitty , little ball of fur .Happy kitty , sleepy kitty , purr purr purr
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Some funny ones there 
A couple are a bit long
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The Mouse
Hickory dickory dock..
The mouse ran up me c*ck..
The hairs got tangled..
The Mouse was strangled..
Hickory dickory dock.
Hickory dickory dock..
The mouse ran up me c*ck..
The hairs got tangled..
The Mouse was strangled..
Hickory dickory dock.
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There was a rat in my room
He played the groom
6 months later there were 100 rats
So I bought 50 cats.
The cats all got flees
Now I'm itching my head, my arms and knees.
He played the groom
6 months later there were 100 rats
So I bought 50 cats.
The cats all got flees
Now I'm itching my head, my arms and knees.
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