ShortyRed Forum Posts (624)

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But obviously someone has found a way to "Pump it up" again!!!!

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Why am I filled with suspicion when I ask........................."where is it?"

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LMAO @ Bobbit.

This is pitiful, I just woke up and had to come check out the "Willy Nickname" Thread!! At what point does one need help, I wonder...........

RE: I miss reading posts and responding to them!!

Hi Sandals,
I'm relatively new here, but I am in most of the posts because I sort of just jumped right in like I'd been here for a while. LOL Glad to meet you. What part of TN was your family reunion at? I lived between Knoxville and Chattanooga for most of my life.

Ice, Glad you posted that so I can understand the moth jokes better. LOL I have a hard time reading long posts cause I need glasses, but too vain to wear them. My contacts just came in today - I got to go pick them up in a few hours, so that will help.

Lovaboy, don't feel bad, because I don't like flying objects myself. You're never quite sure which direction they're going. At least you can admit your fears, and that's an attractive character trait in a man. I just hope you don't faint when you see one, like my dad when he sees a mouse!

RE: If a man wants you..

This is very good advice!! Wish I had paid attention to it when my mother tried to tell me the same things about, um, well,...............many years ago when I first hit puberty.


KnittenKitten, I love words too. One time I dreamed about the word "visceral" In my dream, I was stopped by the police and he told me I had to define that word or I was going to jail. I woke up, terrified thinking, "What the he!! was that about and what does it mean??" I asked several people what it meant, but no one had ever heard of it. I really got to thinking about it at work that night and it drove me crazy until I finally asked my supervisor at work go to the online dictionary and look it up for me.

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so, is "mastic" short for "Magic Stick"????? j/k

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Also, if I ever hit the lottery, you can best believe I'm buying me a new set!!!

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LMAO

Where I work, it's like 15 degrees on the floor, so I have to wear padded bras.........you have any idea how hard it is to find a 40D that's padded?

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Back to the original subject of naming willy's................................

some women are guilty of naming men's willy's too........................

Some of my favorites are:

Tiny Tim

Slim

and



just to name a few!!

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just knocks...........cause if i run, they might knocks me out!!!

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LOL smart man...............

RE: Do You

LOL His is comical!! I can't lie, I had to email him right after I read it!!!!

I think he's using reverse psychology on us...............

RE: Say nothing, do not respond.

Have you seen them too?

RE: say ladies if you were out on a date with

It wouldn't phase me! I don't like to waste food either, so I'd probably be asking for one myself - LOL.

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*wonders when we can say something?!?!?

RE: ok ladies if you wanted to get an honest

This is true. I thought my ex-boyfriend was for like 6 months, but I didn't try too hard - my grandmother always told me, the truth will come out in te wash! And it did.

RE: Strange things we like!!!!!!!!!

it's good on pizza too.......but I only like the hidden valley ranch that you mix yourself - it's so good!

RE: WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY??????????

Dancing! Karaoke!

My daughter, who is scared of KMart because of "Hag in A Bag" - Martha Stewart, and doesn't trust baby monitors because they don't have an alarm that will go "WeWoo WeWoo - Baby's on Fire!!!!" Her sense of humor is off the chart and has me in tears sometimes!

RE: Strange things we like!!!!!!!!!

I like Ranch dressing with Texas Pete for dipping french fries in. But the fried gotta be covered with melted cheddar cheese and bacon bits.

I'm going to try the A-1 & Ranch though. what do you dip in it?

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I can't live without chocolate!!!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

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Aye, we do!!

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I'm with him!!!!!

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Nothing!!!!!

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Hair Cut

Oops. I thought I read somewhere that you didn't like women who smoked, but who knows, musta been a hallucenation. LOL

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Sure, but I'm a smoker :-( and your profile says you don't like that. We can always be karaoke buddies!

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LOL I wanna see!!!!!