ANurse4U Forum Posts (525)

RE: WANNA FLIRT

Hey Stooie. I told ya so

what should the perimeters be for humor

so far no one has set any


and I am loving it

what should the perimeters be for humor

oh yes my dirty old dog, do i hear you calling my name

what should the perimeters be for humor

I bet they do

what should the perimeters be for humor

RE: WANNA FLIRT

Good morning beautiful

what should the perimeters be for humor

you dirty dog you

what should the perimeters be for humor

that would be peckerless she-ems thank you

RE: WANNA FLIRT

:smack right on the lips:

RE: WANNA FLIRT

your good

RE: WANNA FLIRT

yes you do shippy. here's a big one for you

:smack, right on the lips:

RE: WANNA FLIRT

dang honey those pics where 30 years old. I also remember those photos you had sent to me a very, very long time ago. You know the one when you use to be a fireman. You didn't have a shirt on and your muscles were big and strong. You had a six pack belly. And that tan. Oh yes darling should we close our eyes tonight when we go to bed and think about those photos. It could be wild & hot like it was way back then. And don't worry my sweetness, I have refilled your vigra Rx.

what should the perimeters be for humor

what should the perimeters be for humor

well don't men usually have 3 legs

what should the perimeters be for humor

aw hell you know it girlfriend. The sun is shining, the birds are singing and I am just thankful to be able to wake up to another blessed day.

what should the perimeters be for humor

I have been trying to expand my wings a little this morning.

what should the perimeters be for humor

good morning gf

RE: WANNA FLIRT

RE: WANNA FLIRT

Me never

RE: WANNA FLIRT

oh my precious Indy, write to me, tell me your problems Then,












































bend over so I can withdraw that bug so you can laugh again.

RE: WANNA FLIRT

all is good and fun here with me.

But waiting to say, I told you so.

RE: WANNA FLIRT

come to mamma baby

RE: WANNA FLIRT

the catch is, you maybe running the risk of offending someone.

what should the perimeters be for humor

Have I told you lately that...








































I lovee your sense of humor Indy

RE: Who to blame?

Excellent

RE: Avoiding blame

Excellent thread

RE: Obama for president.....Hypoallergenic.

Good morning

what should the perimeters be for humor

I had read back to see what I had missed last night. Do you think I summed it up ok.

what should the perimeters be for humor

Good morning

what should the perimeters be for humor

Three-legged Indy chicken



Mylife was driving down a country lane in her pickup loaded down with a bunch of Obam's family members going to see the white house when suddenly a Indy chicken darted into the road in front of her. She slammed on her brakes, but realized that the Indy chicken was speeding off down the road at about 30 miles an hour. Intrigued, she tried to follow the Indy chicken with her truck, but she couldn't catch up to the accelerating Indy chicken because of the severely low tires from the overly packed down truck with Obam's family. Seeing it turn into a small farm, Mylife followed it. To her astonishment, she realized that the Indy chicken had three legs. Looking around the small farm, she noticed that ALL of the Indy chickens had three legs.

Hugz n Kissez came out of her house, and Mylife said, "Three-legged Indy chickens? That's astonishing!"

Hugz n Kissez replied, "Yep. I bred 'em that way because I love drumsticks."

Mylife was curious. "How does a three-legged Indy chicken taste?"

Hugz n Kissez smiled. "Dunno. Haven't been able to catch one yet."

But it has been said that they taste like Canadian bacon.